21 Pi Alpha Nu Members Charged With Hazing After Vomiting And Urinating On Pledges

Doctor Franzia7 years ago

There’s another steaming load of hazing charges hot off the presses, this time for the brothers of SUNY Plattsburgh Phi Alpha Nu.

From CBS4 New York:

Twenty-one students at a New York college have been charged with hazing fraternity pledges by making them drink alcohol, forcing them to eat food off the floor, and vomiting and urinating on them.

State University of New York at Plattsburgh authorities say campus police were told in late September that pledges to the Pi Alpha Nu fraternity had been subjected to demeaning and abusive behavior that included being hit on the buttocks with a paddle.

Jesus guys, can we all agree to stop doing this kind of stuff?

It’s 2017. The whole world has a giant throbbing rage boner at even the passing fantasy of catching a fraternity hazing. To people like the Rolling Stone, the New York Post, the media, hungry injury lawyers in knock-off Alexander McQueen pantsuits and every campus administrator in bed with the social justice set, this is the exact ammunition that they crave to dismantle our society and way of life.

We have to accept now as a group that the general public sees things like forcing pledges to eat off the floor as pretty degrading. In today’s cultural climate, getting caught doing that would easily be enough for a review or an investigation in a way it might not have a decade ago. But the vomit and the urine? I mean, how was there any part of that where somebody wasn’t like “Holy shit Chad, calm the fuck down, man. Zip up your pants”? The liability alarms should have been deafening. The red flags should have been waving like fucking Pampalona in July.

We got start policing ourselves better. These kind of bad eggs ruin the breakfast burger for everybody..

[via CBS4 New York]

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