21 Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines Jared Borislow11 years ago Crazy things can happen when you swipe right. Easily a right swipe. Women respect a man who cuts to the chase. If you have a hilarious Tinder interaction, send it to TheDeVryGuyTFM@gmail.com. This clearly actually happened. A real attention grabber here. If you have a hilarious Tinder interaction, send it to TheDeVryGuyTFM@gmail.com.
jakewgoldman This accurately sums up my entire experience as a Jacksonville Jaguars fan. 11 years ago at 3:53 pm
Mr.Burns57 As a Titans fan this is these are the only games of the year i enjoy, when we play the Jaguars. 11 years ago at 9:19 am
RemembertheFratlamo My go to line “Are you trying to get the pipe or nah?” Pro tip: It doesn’t work 11 years ago at 3:51 pm
FratShannon69 I don’t know why you are getting laps for this, I spat coffee on my keyboard. 11 years ago at 4:17 pm
DavidFrattenborough “i can guarantee you 5 minutes of the most mediocre sex of your entire life.” is a classic 10 years ago at 11:39 pm
HouseChef_TFM DeVry, you should pitch the idea to Dorn about having the Intern do a “Tinder Pickup Lines Used In Real Life” video. 11 years ago at 3:53 pm
Piker is a bitch “If I could rearrange the alphabet I’d put my dick in your ass 11 years ago at 11:21 pm
Swingingsalmon Me: Hey, what’s your favorite color? Her: Green, you? Me: Triangle, can I see your tits? 11 years ago at 2:23 am
Letsgobeers20 I sometimes start with “My girlfriends dead, you know. She fell off a cliff and died on impact.” -Thanks Happy Gilmore 10 years ago at 9:04 pm
This accurately sums up my entire experience as a Jacksonville Jaguars fan.
11 years ago at 3:53 pmIve never known a Jaguars fan….neat
11 years ago at 4:06 pmAs a Titans fan this is these are the only games of the year i enjoy, when we play the Jaguars.
11 years ago at 9:19 amThis was my reaction when we didn’t draft Johnny Manziel
11 years ago at 3:58 pmRand Paul 2016
11 years ago at 5:37 pm#StandWithRand
11 years ago at 10:01 pmAbsolutely.
11 years ago at 10:15 pmCANT HANDLE THE RANDLE
9 years ago at 8:23 pmMy go to line “Are you trying to get the pipe or nah?”
11 years ago at 3:51 pmPro tip: It doesn’t work
I don’t know why you are getting laps for this, I spat coffee on my keyboard.
11 years ago at 4:17 pmYa ok J.R smith
11 years ago at 9:26 am“i can guarantee you 5 minutes of the most mediocre sex of your entire life.” is a classic
10 years ago at 11:39 pm11 years ago at 3:53 pm
DeVry, you should pitch the idea to Dorn about having the Intern do a “Tinder Pickup Lines Used In Real Life” video.
11 years ago at 3:53 pmThat picture of the dude saving the baby is fucking hilarious
11 years ago at 4:40 pm“saving”
9 years ago at 6:50 pm“Show me your shit box you whore” easily takes the cake
11 years ago at 4:43 pm“Thats a new one.”
Amazing response.
10 years ago at 4:32 pm“If I could rearrange the alphabet I’d put my dick in your ass
11 years ago at 11:21 pmMe: Hey, what’s your favorite color?
11 years ago at 2:23 amHer: Green, you?
Me: Triangle, can I see your tits?
Made me spit on my computer
11 years ago at 10:35 am“AY GURL, R U A PRIUS?”
Thx alot, Obama.
10 years ago at 4:03 pmStill waiting for the funny part of the joke…
10 years ago at 3:37 pmI sometimes start with
10 years ago at 9:04 pm“My girlfriends dead, you know. She fell off a cliff and died on impact.”
-Thanks Happy Gilmore