21 Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines

Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

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Easily a right swipe.

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Women respect a man who cuts to the chase.

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If you have a hilarious Tinder interaction, send it to [email protected].

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This clearly actually happened.

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A real attention grabber here.

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If you have a hilarious Tinder interaction, send it to [email protected].

      1. Mr.Burns57

        As a Titans fan this is these are the only games of the year i enjoy, when we play the Jaguars.

        10 years ago at 9:19 am
  1. RemembertheFratlamo

    My go to line “Are you trying to get the pipe or nah?”
    Pro tip: It doesn’t work

    10 years ago at 3:51 pm
    1. FratShannon69

      I don’t know why you are getting laps for this, I spat coffee on my keyboard.

      10 years ago at 4:17 pm
    2. DavidFrattenborough

      “i can guarantee you 5 minutes of the most mediocre sex of your entire life.” is a classic

      10 years ago at 11:39 pm
  2. HouseChef_TFM

    DeVry, you should pitch the idea to Dorn about having the Intern do a “Tinder Pickup Lines Used In Real Life” video.

    10 years ago at 3:53 pm
  3. Swingingsalmon

    Me: Hey, what’s your favorite color?
    Her: Green, you?
    Me: Triangle, can I see your tits?

    10 years ago at 2:23 am
  4. Letsgobeers20

    I sometimes start with
    “My girlfriends dead, you know. She fell off a cliff and died on impact.”
    -Thanks Happy Gilmore

    10 years ago at 9:04 pm