22 Rejected Total Frat List Ideas
About a week ago (word to Bobby Shmurda) I was commissioned to think of some ideas for our popular “Total ______ Frat Moves” list series. Sadly, my wealth of talent continued to go unrecognized by these boners I work for, and every single idea I came up with was rejected. To humiliate me even further, my coworkers forced me to put up the entire list.
1. Total Frat Zika Virus Ward Moves
2. Total Frat Border Patrol Moves
3. Total Frat Magic: The Gathering Tournament Moves
4. Total Frat Briss Moves
5. Total Frat Planned Parenthood Moves
6. Total Frat YouTube Comment Section Moves
7. Total Frat Pride Parade Moves
8. Total Frat Bernie Sanders Convention Moves
9. Total Frat Junior Prom Moves
10. Total Frat Crossfit Moves
11. Total Frat North Korean Labor Camp Moves
12. Total Frat Nickelback Listening Party Moves
13. Total Frat Vape Convention Moves
14. Total Frat Longboarding Moves
15. Total Frat Pegging Moves
16. Total Frat Sperm Bank Moves
17. Total Frat Abercrombie & Fitch Moves
18. Total Frat Cincinnati Zoo Gorilla Enclosure Moves
19. Total Frat Commune Moves
20. Total Frat Day Care Moves
21. Total Frat Proctology Exam Moves
22. Total Frat Syrian Refugee Camp Moves
There you have it, the worst of the worst..
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Two cents Shelly? Is that you?
9 years ago at 4:26 pmFuck you Intern
9 years ago at 4:26 pmI’d like to see the border control list.
9 years ago at 4:28 pm“Fantastic article. Thank you so much!”-Steve Holt
9 years ago at 4:30 pmTotal Jihad Moves was the best column that never got posted and it’s not even close.
9 years ago at 4:30 pmIf you post it I promise not to call you fat anymore Dan.
9 years ago at 4:33 pmI will throw in pretending that you can drive a ball longer than 200 yards without a path bounce.
9 years ago at 4:46 pmA terrible list comprised of terrible lists? I feel like I’m taking crazy pills!
9 years ago at 4:32 pmSFPL must think this is the best “article” of all time
9 years ago at 5:39 pmHe’s compiling a master list of list listing as we speak.
9 years ago at 10:01 pmThis is fucking awful are you kidding me?
9 years ago at 4:40 pmAnd yet all of them would have still been better than a Wally article.
9 years ago at 5:42 pmAll these would have been better than Ask Intern Smegma.
9 years ago at 6:22 pmThis is “Ask Intern Sydney” bad
9 years ago at 9:12 pm