22 Rejected Total Frat List Ideas

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About a week ago (word to Bobby Shmurda) I was commissioned to think of some ideas for our popular “Total ______ Frat Moves” list series. Sadly, my wealth of talent continued to go unrecognized by these boners I work for, and every single idea I came up with was rejected. To humiliate me even further, my coworkers forced me to put up the entire list.

1. Total Frat Zika Virus Ward Moves

2. Total Frat Border Patrol Moves

3. Total Frat Magic: The Gathering Tournament Moves

4. Total Frat Briss Moves

5. Total Frat Planned Parenthood Moves

6. Total Frat YouTube Comment Section Moves

7. Total Frat Pride Parade Moves

8. Total Frat Bernie Sanders Convention Moves

9. Total Frat Junior Prom Moves

10. Total Frat Crossfit Moves

11. Total Frat North Korean Labor Camp Moves

12. Total Frat Nickelback Listening Party Moves

13. Total Frat Vape Convention Moves

14. Total Frat Longboarding Moves

15. Total Frat Pegging Moves

16. Total Frat Sperm Bank Moves

17. Total Frat Abercrombie & Fitch Moves

18. Total Frat Cincinnati Zoo Gorilla Enclosure Moves

19. Total Frat Commune Moves

20. Total Frat Day Care Moves

21. Total Frat Proctology Exam Moves

22. Total Frat Syrian Refugee Camp Moves

There you have it, the worst of the worst.

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  1. Dan Regester

    Total Jihad Moves was the best column that never got posted and it’s not even close.

    8 years ago at 4:30 pm
      1. Its_Fraturday

        I will throw in pretending that you can drive a ball longer than 200 yards without a path bounce.

        8 years ago at 4:46 pm
  2. SomethingSomethingDangerZone

    A terrible list comprised of terrible lists? I feel like I’m taking crazy pills!

    8 years ago at 4:32 pm