22 Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines
11 years ago

To celebrate the release of 22 Jump Street on Digital and Blu-ray, here are 22 Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines. They’re not as good as Jenko’s “You have the right to… suck my dick, motherfucker!” but they’re pretty damn close.

abigail
Yeah, Abigail. Applaud the floppy-scrotumed man’s courtship.
unnamed-2
This guy gets it.
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I don’t think this guy understands the intense gravitational effect this would have on our solar system.
andrew
Not a lot of things make me want to throw poop at a wall, but the fact that I didn’t think of this line first sure does.
devin
That sounds like a great first date.
katrina
I highly doubt she was thinking that, but great save nonetheless.
Giacomo
What he’s trying to say is, he’s an artist.
nicole
They had a normal conversation going and she had to make it weird. How inconsiderate of her.
shanaya
What possible use could this guy have for his reclaimed urine?
erik
Hit ’em where it hurts. The bitches love it.
max
wut
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  2. TheYoungerBrooksBrother

    I thought tinder lines would be exempt from reposts, I guess I was just a bit too hopeful

    11 years ago at 3:03 pm
      2. HouseChef_TFM

        A desperate attempt to release a new Tinder Pickup Lines just to promote 22 Jump Street. DeVryGuy has sold out.

        11 years ago at 1:37 am
    2. McDouchebag with Cheese

      I’ll just start a new thread in the forums so we can belittle the DeVry Guy for this and the Intern for never having Fail Friday up on tim…oh wait.

      11 years ago at 3:57 pm
    3. Shibby

      Really? What was bad. The, “did Nazi they used that line before”? Are you against #StateSchoolPunGuyForFifthYear? Are you against #YesAllMenWhoWearHawaiianShirts? It’s getting really confusing on what we can/can’t post…

      11 years ago at 4:14 pm
  4. BigFrocket

    First, you take away the forum and now turn 21 Ridiculous Tinder Pickup lines into this…

    11 years ago at 3:08 pm
    1. ZeteNJ

      This scene is exactly where my mind went as well. Also, not seeing 22 Jump Street.

      11 years ago at 4:31 pm
  6. NattyChugger

    Are you fucking serious? I don’t click on shit to read it again God damn it

    11 years ago at 3:44 pm
  7. Nathaniellight

    Were these the pick up lines that didn’t make the cut in previous weeks because a lot of them were from the summer? I hope this was just a slow week and you get back to posting the quality we are used to.

    11 years ago at 3:45 pm