22 Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines

colleen
Colleen is wife material.
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Women respect a man who cuts to the chase.
sara
I don’t think you understand, Sara – he goes to Harvard.
cat
He’s setting himself up for a fancy feast, if you cat my drift.
jack
DING DING! We have a winner… And I think the toast is done.
Bridgette
Please help the man, Bridgette.
kelsey
It always pays off to do your research.
taylor
It definitely wouldn’t.
jack
He seems fun.
casey
At least he’s not shallow. He likes her for who she is on the inside.
hannah
This is beautiful.
  1. TheYoungerBrooksBrother

    I thought tinder lines would be exempt from reposts, I guess I was just a bit too hopeful

    11 years ago at 3:03 pm
      1. HouseChef_TFM

        A desperate attempt to release a new Tinder Pickup Lines just to promote 22 Jump Street. DeVryGuy has sold out.

        11 years ago at 1:37 am
    1. McDouchebag with Cheese

      I’ll just start a new thread in the forums so we can belittle the DeVry Guy for this and the Intern for never having Fail Friday up on tim…oh wait.

      11 years ago at 3:57 pm
    2. Shibby

      Really? What was bad. The, “did Nazi they used that line before”? Are you against #StateSchoolPunGuyForFifthYear? Are you against #YesAllMenWhoWearHawaiianShirts? It’s getting really confusing on what we can/can’t post…

      11 years ago at 4:14 pm
  2. BigFrocket

    First, you take away the forum and now turn 21 Ridiculous Tinder Pickup lines into this…

    11 years ago at 3:08 pm
    1. ZeteNJ

      This scene is exactly where my mind went as well. Also, not seeing 22 Jump Street.

      11 years ago at 4:31 pm
  3. NattyChugger

    Are you fucking serious? I don’t click on shit to read it again God damn it

    11 years ago at 3:44 pm
  4. Nathaniellight

    Were these the pick up lines that didn’t make the cut in previous weeks because a lot of them were from the summer? I hope this was just a slow week and you get back to posting the quality we are used to.

    11 years ago at 3:45 pm