22 Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines
11 years ago

To celebrate the release of 22 Jump Street on Digital and Blu-ray, here are 22 Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines. They’re not as good as Jenko’s “You have the right to… suck my dick, motherfucker!” but they’re pretty damn close.

abigail
Yeah, Abigail. Applaud the floppy-scrotumed man’s courtship.
unnamed-2
This guy gets it.
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I don’t think this guy understands the intense gravitational effect this would have on our solar system.
andrew
Not a lot of things make me want to throw poop at a wall, but the fact that I didn’t think of this line first sure does.
devin
That sounds like a great first date.
katrina
I highly doubt she was thinking that, but great save nonetheless.
Giacomo
What he’s trying to say is, he’s an artist.
nicole
They had a normal conversation going and she had to make it weird. How inconsiderate of her.
shanaya
What possible use could this guy have for his reclaimed urine?
erik
Hit ’em where it hurts. The bitches love it.
max
wut
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  3. 3legged_froctopus

    In honor of something funny that came out two months ago… Here’s something funny that came out two months ago

    11 years ago at 9:42 pm