25 Ways To Get Revenge On The Rival House
13 years ago

It’s one thing to steal composites or throw beer bottles into your neighbor’s courtyard, but sometimes more severe measures are required. Here are 25 revenge ideas ranging from simplistic to the most sadistic:

1. Egg the shit out of their house. Make sure you let the eggs rot for a good semester or two first.

2. TP the whole house. Classic, but unimaginative.

3. Top shelf every single one of their toilets.

4. Put ads all over the city advertising their chapter room as a homeless shelter.

5. Grease the floors.

6. Put asbestos in the walls.

7. Circle jerk on the founding fathers’ composite picture.

8. Super glue all the locks.

9. Put baking soda in the ketchup bottles and shake them up. The vinegar in the ketchup reacts and ketchup explodes everywhere when the bottle is opened the next day.

10. Load potato guns full of shit and blast all the windows.

11. Cover their bars of soap in nail polish and then let them dry. They will shit bricks trying to get the soap to lather the next day.

12. Put hair removal cream in their shampoo bottles.

13. If there’s a hallway with doors on opposite sides, tie the doorknobs together with wire.

14. Make up some legit looking paperwork from some bullshit law firm and “serve” a rape or paternity lawsuit to the president during dinner.

15. Sign the house up for Play Girl, the Democratic Party, and PETA subscriptions.

16. Put dead fish in all their hubcaps. They will tear their cars apart and never think to check in the hub caps.

17. Purchase thousands of crickets. Release them.

18. Acquire hundreds of bats. Release them.

19. Put a cinder block in the dryer. Turn it on. Run.

20. Put super glue on the toilet seats.

21. Lacquer homosexual pornography all over the walls.

22. Download a virus onto a USB drive. Upload it to every computer you can find.

23. Clean your colon with their toothbrushes.

24. Draw a huge penis in the front lawn with weed killer.

25. Unplug the refrigerator, put a hornet’s nest inside, and superglue the door shut.

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    1. Miz_Secpledge

      Have you done anything but sit on this site for the last week? I’m glad I’m not a Theta Chi because you are embarrassing your letters.

      13 years ago at 1:39 pm
    3. Lee Iabrocca

      Seriously, you do make us look bad. I will defecate on your porch when I find you.

      13 years ago at 1:45 pm
  5. RageTheory

    It was originally 50. Most of the really fucked up ones got taken out, which is probably for the best. We don’t need the Department of Homeland Security lurking around TFM headquarters.

    13 years ago at 3:36 pm
    4. Frat Blue Ribbon

      paint there beds with lead based paint! that’ll show ’em, right guys? right? i just wanna fit in..

      13 years ago at 9:49 pm
    1. Dennis Reynolds

      Kidnap their girlfriends and abuse them physically/sexually.Then burn their bodies and feed them to your pledges. Everyone wins.

      13 years ago at 7:58 pm
  10. fratboiiiSAE

    YOO FUCK NUMBER 3. Last year teke top shelved are entire frat castle and we had to use one of my bros aqarium fish net to scoop it out

    13 years ago at 8:32 pm
    2. fratboiiiSAE

      I’m not a troll, sorry I’m not sorry that I don’t talk like a southern hick. Bro last year I commented ON THE DAY they top shelved us. Look it up. And I know, my name looks fake. But everything else was taken

      13 years ago at 8:50 am
    8. fratboiiiSAE

      lol see? i told u I was real. they really did top shelve us. Lol u R-Tard hilbilies couldn’t even understand how our frat castle could have 3 toilets. Sorry I’m not sorry we don’t use outhouses?

      13 years ago at 10:56 am
    11. BROken Dick

      He’s a Sig Ep, let him go on his rant…he will lose interest and go color something in due time.

      13 years ago at 5:54 am
    12. The Waltz

      You are a retard for thinking SAE means SigEp. Both houses would be ashamed of this fuckstick.

      13 years ago at 3:11 pm