25 Ways To Get Revenge On The Rival House
It’s one thing to steal composites or throw beer bottles into your neighbor’s courtyard, but sometimes more severe measures are required. Here are 25 revenge ideas ranging from simplistic to the most sadistic:
1. Egg the shit out of their house. Make sure you let the eggs rot for a good semester or two first.
2. TP the whole house. Classic, but unimaginative.
3. Top shelf every single one of their toilets.
4. Put ads all over the city advertising their chapter room as a homeless shelter.
5. Grease the floors.
6. Put asbestos in the walls.
7. Circle jerk on the founding fathers’ composite picture.
8. Super glue all the locks.
9. Put baking soda in the ketchup bottles and shake them up. The vinegar in the ketchup reacts and ketchup explodes everywhere when the bottle is opened the next day.
10. Load potato guns full of shit and blast all the windows.
11. Cover their bars of soap in nail polish and then let them dry. They will shit bricks trying to get the soap to lather the next day.
12. Put hair removal cream in their shampoo bottles.
13. If there’s a hallway with doors on opposite sides, tie the doorknobs together with wire.
14. Make up some legit looking paperwork from some bullshit law firm and “serve” a rape or paternity lawsuit to the president during dinner.
15. Sign the house up for Play Girl, the Democratic Party, and PETA subscriptions.
16. Put dead fish in all their hubcaps. They will tear their cars apart and never think to check in the hub caps.
17. Purchase thousands of crickets. Release them.
18. Acquire hundreds of bats. Release them.
19. Put a cinder block in the dryer. Turn it on. Run.
20. Put super glue on the toilet seats.
21. Lacquer homosexual pornography all over the walls.
22. Download a virus onto a USB drive. Upload it to every computer you can find.
23. Clean your colon with their toothbrushes.
24. Draw a huge penis in the front lawn with weed killer.
25. Unplug the refrigerator, put a hornet’s nest inside, and superglue the door shut.
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Fuck Acacia. The only good fraternity at IU is Kappa Sig.
13 years ago at 10:51 pmAren’t they one slip up away from being kicked off campus..,
13 years ago at 10:59 pmFlatlining pledges. TFM
13 years ago at 7:16 am^^ correct
13 years ago at 8:26 pmPi Kapps ATO AKAK Sig Chi FIJI Beta > Kappa Sig
13 years ago at 9:41 pmKappa Sig blows at IU.
FrAt
13 years ago at 1:54 pmRage theory- you have always sucked in all of your endeavors on this site. You are terrible. Very, very terrible.
13 years ago at 4:53 pmGiving the rival house cancer from asbestos TFTC.
13 years ago at 10:30 pmHub caps?
13 years ago at 12:13 amPut their hose into a basement window and turn on the water
13 years ago at 4:42 pmset off their fire extinguishers inside the house
13 years ago at 7:04 pmKidnap the rival fraternity’s president and leave him in a different city. TFTC
13 years ago at 8:37 pmmaking the pledge throw up in their dryer
13 years ago at 9:03 pmLacquer homosexual pornography all over the walls.
13 years ago at 11:17 pm… i love the wording of this.. was put gay porn all over the walls just too low brow?
You know, I actually really appreciated the slight sophistication.
13 years ago at 12:53 pm