27 Pledge Name Ideas
Most times, when coming up with a good pledge name, that name will have something to do with the person you’re giving it to. For example, my pledge name was “Gary.” Seems innocuous, until you realize my pledge brother and best friend from high school/roommate was given the name Ace. We were Ace and Gary, The Ambiguously Gay Duo. Well played, assholes.
Unfortunately, I don’t know your pledges, though it seems safe to assume that they’re terrible. Thankfully, however, a good pledge name, if not based on something about the kid, is basically just the filthiest, most degrading and clever thing you can think of. Take or leave these suggestions, or improve upon them. Some could have some relevancy to a certain kid (gets no pussy, bangs fatties, is a walking waste of life, etc.), and some are just word combos that made me giggle when imagining calling someone by them. Regardless, here I am, sitting in my office this afternoon, with nothing better to do than put funny, dirty words together in the hopes that they will be attached to some poor 18-year-old bastard.
1. Jizz Beard
2. Fluffer
3. Scrotal Crease
4. Ass Gerbil
5. Dr. Hymen Mangler
6. Fupa Diver
7. Scottie Tip-In
8. Arrid Extra Dry: For Vaginas
9. Faptrick ‘Bates-to-men
10. Grundle Flap
11. Person of No Interest
12. Dishonorable Cheesy Discharge
13. No-Her Vortex
14. Captain Full Hips
15. Rectum Ralph
16. The Dry In King
17. Hobo Penis Face
18. Pee
19. Clitoral Dissatisfaction
20. Tip Gripper
21. Pubic Dandruff
22. Self-Induced Shaft Erosion
23. Living Diarrhea
24. Walking Condom PSA
25. That Pledge Who No One Likes
26. Legacy…Of Failure
27. Fully Grown Errant Hot Tub Load
Feel free to leave your own in the comments.
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11 years ago at 3:57 pmThis was….really bad.
11 years ago at 3:58 pmSeriously, this wouldn’t even be that great of a forum; shit Bacon figure it out, redeem yourself with another Frat Romance Novel or Todd Storm.
11 years ago at 4:44 pmAllison is now having 27 kids and naming them in this order
11 years ago at 3:58 pmfucking fuck. that was awful.
11 years ago at 3:59 pma part from Faptrick ‘Bates-to-men, that was somewhat decent.
Dorn wasn’t joking when he said they were looking for new writers
11 years ago at 4:04 pm^ This is a perfect comment.
11 years ago at 4:23 pmSome actual names from my chapter:
1: Pity Bid (No one actually liked him, but he was a nephew of our founding treasurer)
11 years ago at 4:06 pm2: Cum Dumpster – just because
3: Pocket Pussy – just because
4: Rudy – (pledge rushed more than once)
5: Shitdick (He told us an embarrassing anal sex story)
6: Dr. faggot ( He had aspirations to go to med school)
We had flounder, syndrome, cocksucker, POS (piece of shit), hobbit (the kid was short), skinhead, and Clinton (stuck it in pretty much every chick he met)
11 years ago at 4:33 pmWe named one kid Nickelback because he was good for one week and sucked ever since.
11 years ago at 12:09 pmwe named tow kids cunt lips and smegma no idea why we called them that, but I just liked how it sounded when we yelled at them
11 years ago at 1:02 amWe had a flounder, question master, top gun, twat lips, and gameday
11 years ago at 2:08 pmWe also had a Top Gun, kid was a fuck tho
11 years ago at 5:48 amAlso named one kid D.U.F.F. (Designated. Ugly. Fat. Friend.), and Mark?, which was short for question mark because the kid asked so many damn questions about pledging.
11 years ago at 9:13 pmYou fucking suck, Gary.
11 years ago at 4:07 pmHow the fuck can someone actually come up with something so horrible. Do you even frat?
11 years ago at 4:07 pmI didn’t think a list could be as bad as the shit SFPL spews from his dick infested mouth. You proved me wrong Bacon, you cum guzzler.
11 years ago at 4:08 pmIt blows my mind that the literary genius behind Frat Romance Novel and Todd Storm is also responsible for this. Everyone has a bad day, I guess.
11 years ago at 4:15 pm