27 Pledge Name Ideas
Most times, when coming up with a good pledge name, that name will have something to do with the person you’re giving it to. For example, my pledge name was “Gary.” Seems innocuous, until you realize my pledge brother and best friend from high school/roommate was given the name Ace. We were Ace and Gary, The Ambiguously Gay Duo. Well played, assholes.
Unfortunately, I don’t know your pledges, though it seems safe to assume that they’re terrible. Thankfully, however, a good pledge name, if not based on something about the kid, is basically just the filthiest, most degrading and clever thing you can think of. Take or leave these suggestions, or improve upon them. Some could have some relevancy to a certain kid (gets no pussy, bangs fatties, is a walking waste of life, etc.), and some are just word combos that made me giggle when imagining calling someone by them. Regardless, here I am, sitting in my office this afternoon, with nothing better to do than put funny, dirty words together in the hopes that they will be attached to some poor 18-year-old bastard.
1. Jizz Beard
2. Fluffer
3. Scrotal Crease
4. Ass Gerbil
5. Dr. Hymen Mangler
6. Fupa Diver
7. Scottie Tip-In
8. Arrid Extra Dry: For Vaginas
9. Faptrick ‘Bates-to-men
10. Grundle Flap
11. Person of No Interest
12. Dishonorable Cheesy Discharge
13. No-Her Vortex
14. Captain Full Hips
15. Rectum Ralph
16. The Dry In King
17. Hobo Penis Face
18. Pee
19. Clitoral Dissatisfaction
20. Tip Gripper
21. Pubic Dandruff
22. Self-Induced Shaft Erosion
23. Living Diarrhea
24. Walking Condom PSA
25. That Pledge Who No One Likes
26. Legacy…Of Failure
27. Fully Grown Errant Hot Tub Load
Feel free to leave your own in the comments.
I was blessed as the shit sipper that is “Kent Dorfman”
11 years ago at 4:17 pmSo by this I’m assuming Gary wasn’t your only pledge name?
11 years ago at 4:18 pmThat moment when you see your pledge name as #2 on the list….
11 years ago at 4:37 pm65 .Tahd wiwofs o
11 years ago at 4:50 pmdont forget communal fleshlight and anal tumor
11 years ago at 5:10 pmOr… Or… You could give them an Awful Pledge Name…
11 years ago at 5:33 pmNow any pledge can feel more insulted by having bacon as a pledge name….
11 years ago at 5:56 pm“Feel free to leave your own in the comments.” Thanks for the permission, dick.
11 years ago at 7:23 pmGrundle Shrew, Chode Hampster, Inbred, Guy-ley Cyrus (thanks, Karl), Porn Extra.
11 years ago at 8:38 pmI thought it was pretty damn funny
11 years ago at 9:15 pm