28 Halloween Costumes That Are Almost Guaranteed To Get You Laid

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The Tin Men
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Squints Palledorous
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Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy
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WRESTLEMANIA, BROTHER!!!
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A mammogram machine
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American Gladiators
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Lego men
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Rush boobs
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Ken dolls
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Arnold and Gerald
  1. RutherfordBeHazed

    Dress up as the intern for Halloween and you’re guaranteed not to get laid.

    9 years ago at 12:23 pm
    1. RonaldMcDonald

      I still don’t understand how the managed that. They must’ve both ate shit on that fall

      9 years ago at 3:24 pm
      1. RisingFratstarOfTX

        You see, they got together some chapter funds, and went out and bought an invisible car. Car makers have had them for years, but you gotta know the right people.

        9 years ago at 3:50 pm
  2. Back In My Days

    Despite these being comical, I don’t think we should give up on the option of taking away that lunch and free oxygen.

    9 years ago at 12:27 pm
    1. Shoeless Bro Jaxon

      That “lifeguard” is Wendy Fucking Peffercorn. Call her by her name!

      9 years ago at 9:09 am