28 Halloween Costumes That Are Almost Guaranteed To Get You Laid
9 years ago

Halloween is in nine days, and something tells me you lazy losers still have no idea what you’re going to dress up as. That the case? Yeah, that’s definitely the case.

Lucky for you, I, in my infinite benevolence, have decided to sift through and select 28 of the best costume ideas out there. Sure, I may have faced having special privileges like “lunch” and “free oxygen” taken away from me at the office had I not completed this task, but I was going to do it anyways because I’m such a great guy.

My challenge for you is to come up with better costumes than these. What’s in it for you? If you submit your photo to our 2015 Halloween photo contest, you can win a free spring break trip for you and 3 of your buddies or some Rowdy Gentleman gift cards. Check it out.

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Ghillie suit
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Your fat pledge brother
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The Brazzers film crew
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The Founding Fratters
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Zach Mettenberger
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Captain Jack Sparrow
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Chubbs
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Dairy Wine cows
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“Because you’re the cup”
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Casual squirrels
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Mike Ditka squadron
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The Eiffel Tower
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  3. keg__atron69

    Where tf is riff raff…. Fuck you intern you inbred piece m of fuck. Fuck you for being an idiot and fuck your mom for smoking and drinking heavily during her pregnancy with you

    9 years ago at 6:31 pm
    1. Cottonmouth

      *fuck your mom for NOT smoking and drinking heavily ENOUGH during her pregnancy with you.

      9 years ago at 6:56 pm
  4. SmellySperrys25

    That tampa bay lightning dude hoisting the stanley cup chick…… Hoisting the championship trophy even though you came in second place. TFM.

    9 years ago at 8:50 pm