3 George Mason Students Arrested After Police Find Bomb Making Materials In Dorm

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Three students at George Mason University were arrested after campus police raided their dorm room at Jefferson Hall and found drug paraphernalia and materials they believed were being used to construct fire bombs. Officers responded to reports of flames shooting out of Room 105’s windows around 8:45 p.m. last Wednesday.

From Fox 5:

Court documents state when police confronted the residents in the room, they found a leafy green substance. When they returned with a search warrant, police discovered a tool box containing match books, shaved match heads, a mortar and pedestal, lighter fluid, hand sanitizer candles and a PVC pipe.

According to a statement by interim George Mason University Police Chief Thomas Longo, two were arrested on drug and alcohol-related charges while the other suspect was charged with possession of bomb-making materials.

Nothing more comforting than some dingus in your dorm fucking around with homemade molotov cocktails. Even more soothing is this goober didn’t seem like he was very knowledgable on his craft. Shoutout to homeboy for being the most conspicuous bomb maker alive and shooting flames out of his window for all of the world to see. Smooth move, slick. Shocked this douchenozzle didn’t burn down the entire hall, unintentionally. No word on whether the materials were intended for some type of terroristic attack on the school or just for this Napoleon Dynamite’s own personal use.

Also what’s the deal with the roommates? Are they in on this or did Wonky-eyed Pyro Pete play this off like he was a damn wizard shooting fireballs out of his hands while they were stoned out of their minds?

Whatever the case and intention of the explosives may be, props to GMU Campus P.D. for cracking down and detaining this nutjob.

[via Fox 5]

  1. BloodyBunghole

    Wow, bomb making materials… sounds serious! I once almost got arrested for possessing bong making materials… but the cop let me go when he couldn’t prove that I wasn’t involved in some kind of weird apple/plastic pipe/civil engineering experiment (at 4:15am in the backyard)…

    That bong was the BOMB!

    8 years ago at 12:22 pm
  2. bonewolf19

    I go to George Mason, these guys were my floormates. They’re all white kids. Not bad guys, just total idiots. I’m getting a laugh out of how exaggerated this has gotten on the news though.

    8 years ago at 3:53 pm
    1. Shot God

      yeah I heard from a friend that knows one that they are all engineers and that’s why they had the wires and shit. but the amount of drugs was ridiculous

      8 years ago at 7:46 am
  3. thebrownidentity

    if it had been a bunch of middle Eastern kids people would’ve been yelling “string them up! murica!!” etc will it’s still a crime so throw the book at them

    8 years ago at 4:18 pm
  4. JackDawson

    Overreacting has been taking place in schools for more than a decade. I was once Suspended from elementary school for drawing a gun on my homework. The assignment? Draw the second amendment…

    8 years ago at 5:08 pm
  5. bootsoversperrys

    Read a news report that said there was a leafy green substance found. Sounds like the kids are just smoking reefer

    8 years ago at 6:22 pm
  6. Chihigh17

    The best part of this is that GMU wasn’t going to tell the students this happened, it was only brought up because it made the news.

    8 years ago at 10:29 am