30 Percent Of Republican Primary Voters Would Bomb Agrabah, The Country From Disney’s “Aladdin”
Let me preface this piece by saying, again, that a good portion of all Americans are complete thoughtless imbeciles who will agree or support anything in a survey, petition, etc. without using critical thinking. Just watch one of the many Jimmy Kimmel “Lie Witness News” segments if you don’t believe me.
That said, this story was too good not to share. A recent poll by the Public Policy Polling, an admittedly left-leaning organization, shows that 30 percent of Republican primary voters believe threats posed in Agrabah, the nation from Disney’s 1992 hit animation film Aladdin, warrant U.S. military intervention.
From The Hill:
Public Policy Polling, a left-leaning firm, also found that supporters of GOP presidential front-runner Donald Trump were more likely to favor bombing the made-up Arabian nation from the 1992 animated film “Aladdin.”
Trump won 45 percent support among those who advocated the bombing of Agrabah, compared to just 22 percent support from those who opposed it.Thirteen percent of Republicans said they opposed bombing the country.
A plurality of Democrats, 36 percent, also opposed the measure, compared to 19 percent who said they support it.
Several GOP presidential candidates have been calling for aggressive military campaigns against the Islamic State in Iraq and Syria (ISIS).
Of course we should be suspicious of Agrabah. Aladdin was a young, influential Arabian man. Dude was a PRIME candidate to become a jihadist for ISIS. If those terrorists got ahold of his magic carpet, the destruction could be devastating.
Yes, Republicans blindly supported a measure to bomb a cartoon nation while Democrats blindly opposed it. As it has been said before, you can pretty much get anybody to say anything without thinking — which is one of the reasons the nation is so great.
Props to the guy who went through the trouble of creating an entire survey and collecting and analyzing the data for this exact purpose. You know he probably thought this idea was so egregiously funny when he came up with it. I’ll admit it, of all of these little “tricks” organizations pull on unsuspecting pollsters, this is one of my absolute favorites..
[via The Hill]
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Eh fuck it, if it sounds middle-eastern, bomb now think later.
10 years ago at 12:54 pmThat’s kind of already been our strategy for the last 50 years
10 years ago at 1:07 pmThey don’t hate us because we’re free. They hate us because we’ve been bombing them for 50 years
10 years ago at 1:02 pmFair point. Still funny as fuck though. Aint our fault towels are so flammable
10 years ago at 6:46 pmThe survey also showed that 19% of Democrats would like to bomb it…
10 years ago at 1:05 pmDid anyone actually like Aladdin?
10 years ago at 1:32 pmNo but if Jasmine wanted to Netflix and chill I’d be down.
10 years ago at 2:24 pm10/10 would let jasmine rub my magic lamp
10 years ago at 2:54 pmBeing a willfully ignorant conservative #TFM
10 years ago at 1:52 pm10/10 anyone who actually takes time to vote in the primaries is either far right or far left. Good chance they have a no contact order against them and a doctor prescribing them anti-psychotics as well.
10 years ago at 2:09 pmMaybe you should get out there and have your voice heard champ
10 years ago at 10:44 pmMore proof that there are “lies, dammed lies, and statistics (and Steve Holt articles).”
According to the article 30% of Trump supporters support the bombing of the country.
1. Trump supporter does not equate to Republican. There are more than a few independents and Dems who support him as well.
2. Further down in the article, it is acknowledged that 19% of Dems also support bombing the country.
Kinda strange how that 11% delta, basically the difference between 3 of every 10 people and 2 of every 10 responding as such, was enough to make the pollsters and whatever cowardly TFM author use the troll nom de plume “Steve Holt” to make this a hit piece against R’s.
10 years ago at 2:15 pmNot that I necessarily disagree with what you’re saying, but if you are going to try and make your point seem more valid by using “technical” language, then at least know how to use it. Delta is change not difference, bud. Also, nom de plume? You’re either trying way to hard to sound smart, or you’re just that pretentious. Either way. Fuck you.
10 years ago at 3:32 amI’m not trying way too* hard to sound smart, I am that pretentious. Sorry I didn’t dumb it down for you, sport.
10 years ago at 7:43 amFuck Steve holt
10 years ago at 3:04 pmI thought you left.
10 years ago at 4:11 pmMaybe they understood the question and knew it was a cartoon, but responded that way because a kingdom is contrary to the beliefs of the Founding Fathers.
10 years ago at 3:42 pmMaybe it’s just me but I gotta support Rand. Literally the only candidate who is actively working to reduce the debt. He has a solid understanding of free market economics, plus a foreign policy that doesn’t involve collecting mass data from citizens without a warrant, or destabilizing Middle Eastern leaders to farther aggregate the problem over there and allow terrorist groups like ISIS to grow.
10 years ago at 4:34 pm