30 Things You Can Say To A Feminist To Piss Her Off

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1. “Can I buy you dinner?”

2. “You remind me of my secretary.”

3. “You must face so many struggles as a middle class white woman.”

4. “I figured that you were a cat person.”

5. “Did you read that article about why women shouldn’t have short hair?”

6. “Make me a sandwich.”

7. “Sooooo….anal?”

8. “There will never be a female candidate worthy of the Presidency.”

9. “Looks like somebody’s on their period!”

10. “If we’re gonna hook up tonight, I’m going to need you to sign this 13 page document confirming that you consent.”

11. “Sorry, I didn’t mean to hold open that door for you.”

12. “Jezebel is the worst thing to ever happen to the Internet.”

13. “Ever thought about shaving your legs?”

14. “Are you really a feminist, or is that just your excuse for still being alone at 40?”

15. “Of the 23 female Fortune 500 CEO’s, how many do you think are lesbians?”

16. “That haircut makes you look like Rosie O’Donnell’s bush.”

17. “Who did you vote for last election? Lol, jk.”

18. “On a scale from one to a putrefied whale carcass, how bad do you think Hilary Clinton’s vagina smells?

19. “You’d look WAY better if you lost 15 pounds.”

20. “I bet you can’t do laundry for shit.”

21. “I wish they would photoshop a few more pounds off of their cover models.”

22. “Jennifer Lawrence is hot, but I wish she’d just shut the fuck up for a minute. Also eat less cheeseburgers.”

23. “Wait a minute…this isn’t a kitchen, how the hell did you get here?”

24. “I’d rip that pantsuit off you so fast if you let me…”

25. “I’m in a fraternity.”

26. “You’re just a woman with a small brain. With a brain a third the size of us. It’s science.”

27. “Let me know when you’re driving home. I want to warn all of the small children in the area.”

28. “I don’t disrespect you because you’re a woman, I disrespect you because you’re a self-righteous moron.

29. “So did you get kicked out of sorority rush the first day or the second?”

30. “I’m all for gender equality, that’s why I love to 69 so much.”