30 Things You Can Say To A Feminist To Piss Her Off
1. “Can I buy you dinner?”
2. “You remind me of my secretary.”
3. “You must face so many struggles as a middle class white woman.”
4. “I figured that you were a cat person.”
5. “Did you read that article about why women shouldn’t have short hair?”
6. “Make me a sandwich.”
7. “Sooooo….anal?”
8. “There will never be a female candidate worthy of the Presidency.”
9. “Looks like somebody’s on their period!”
10. “If we’re gonna hook up tonight, I’m going to need you to sign this 13 page document confirming that you consent.”
11. “Sorry, I didn’t mean to hold open that door for you.”
12. “Jezebel is the worst thing to ever happen to the Internet.”
13. “Ever thought about shaving your legs?”
14. “Are you really a feminist, or is that just your excuse for still being alone at 40?”
15. “Of the 23 female Fortune 500 CEO’s, how many do you think are lesbians?”
16. “That haircut makes you look like Rosie O’Donnell’s bush.”
17. “Who did you vote for last election? Lol, jk.”
18. “On a scale from one to a putrefied whale carcass, how bad do you think Hilary Clinton’s vagina smells?
19. “You’d look WAY better if you lost 15 pounds.”
20. “I bet you can’t do laundry for shit.”
21. “I wish they would photoshop a few more pounds off of their cover models.”
22. “Jennifer Lawrence is hot, but I wish she’d just shut the fuck up for a minute. Also eat less cheeseburgers.”
23. “Wait a minute…this isn’t a kitchen, how the hell did you get here?”
24. “I’d rip that pantsuit off you so fast if you let me…”
25. “I’m in a fraternity.”
26. “You’re just a woman with a small brain. With a brain a third the size of us. It’s science.”
27. “Let me know when you’re driving home. I want to warn all of the small children in the area.”
28. “I don’t disrespect you because you’re a woman, I disrespect you because you’re a self-righteous moron.
29. “So did you get kicked out of sorority rush the first day or the second?”
30. “I’m all for gender equality, that’s why I love to 69 so much.”
31. Must suck to know that SFPL is a part of the crowd that makes a dollar to your 77 cents given his marginal credentials and shoddy writing skills.
11 years ago at 6:04 pmReferencing bullshit liberal statistics that helped Obama win. NF
11 years ago at 6:20 pm^Using those statistics to belittle the very liberals who believe them. It’s a TFM! Also, you are trying…really, really hard.
11 years ago at 7:40 pmThe guy writes a book and you say I’m the try hard. Haha You aren’t a try hard, you are a fucking retard. Strap that helmet on tight, Drool.
11 years ago at 8:02 pmI bet you listen to Nickleback
11 years ago at 9:23 pmWhere’s SFPL’s hair? I actually enjoy those posts.
11 years ago at 6:09 pmPretty good work, fuck-face. Best part is baiting these idiots into linking this page on all their shitty men-hating sites and getting their collective granny-panties in a bunch, while they drive up your site views with their pathetic rebuttals no one cares about.
11 years ago at 6:11 pmHi feminist here,
11 years ago at 6:25 pmI love fraternity men, can cook and do laundry, and definitely do not look like that woman. Just saying.
go fuck yourself
11 years ago at 7:16 pm^^ Prove how liberated you are and give me a BJ.
11 years ago at 11:13 pm^Shots fired.
11 years ago at 11:31 am^^oh you wish
11 years ago at 1:06 pm^ I think I’d rather masturbate than get a beej from a feminist.
11 years ago at 2:48 pmI don’t think you all actually understand what feminism is…. Sure it has its extremists just like any other group of people, but it doesn’t mean every feminist is some crazy, bra burning women who never uses a razor.
11 years ago at 12:41 am^THANK YOU
11 years ago at 12:27 pm^^ *woman
11 years ago at 5:58 pm^ It’s “women” because they don’t have individual identities, just a gender identity? Or something.
11 years ago at 6:37 pm“You must have penis envy.”
11 years ago at 6:43 pm“1 out of 5 women will lie about being sexually assaulted at college.”
“She was passed out and I TOTALLY took advantage of her. She now cries everyday about it, but is still too afraid of the patriarchy to report me. FRAT!”
“Luckily I play NCAA sports, so I can get away with it.”
“I like SFPL columns.”
I think that last one will piss anybody off.
11 years ago at 7:11 am“A woman’s mouth will suck a mean dick and spread a lot of rumors and that’s just about all its good for”
11 years ago at 7:38 pmI hope this article gets a funny response from some butthurt feminist site.
11 years ago at 7:41 pmwomen are good for cleaning, cooking, and of course fucking
11 years ago at 8:06 pm“What kind of career do you hope to have with your women’s studies major?”
11 years ago at 8:14 pmMy school’s newspaper posted this bullshit article today. Please feel free to troll. I can’t stand feminists.
http://kykernel.com/2013/12/11/acoustikats-better-than-song-choice-on-nbcs-the-sing-off/
11 years ago at 8:17 pmThe author blurs the line between having two or three chins.
11 years ago at 11:42 am