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- You don’t have a house.
- Or you do, but it’s shit. And it’s always dirty or something is broken.
- Or the floor’s too sticky.
- The only alcohol you can afford is Burnett’s.
- And you always run out.
- People use your house to pregame for the houses they actually like.
- Your pledging period was too short.
- Your pledging period was too long.
- Girls would rather die than go into the bathroom in your house, and will even walk home to pee.
- You think that you’re cute enough to not return the favor (you’re not).
- You have bunk beds instead of lofts.
- You brag about weird ass drugs no one has ever heard of.
- You expect girls to pay you back when you buy them a drink.
- And if they don’t, you complain about them to anyone who will listen.
- You carry multiple condoms when you go out, even though you can’t recall the last time you’ve seen a vagina.
- Your t-shirts are so ugly that girls give them to the homeless.
- Your punch tastes like piss.
- Your formal is somewhere local.
- You refuse to have a darty.
- No one in your PC has ever been spotted at the gym.
- You continue to throw outrageous themed parties, even though no one dresses for them.
- You text every girl in your contacts and beg them to come to your party.
- You smoke shit weed. And try to sell it at an outrageous price.
- Your house offers a very rapey basement/room/chamber.
- Your intramural team could be easily beaten by a middle school team. Or every sorority on campus.
- People refer to your house as a “Friendzone Frat.”
- You make odd combinations of frat attire, which just leaves everyone confused.
- You talk shit about top houses because despite your best efforts, the only girls you can get to come to your parties are soft sixes (on a good day).
- Everyone in your PC is blackout drunk by 10 p.m.
- There are no elevated surfaces to dance on.
- Your DJ’s repertoire is that of someone playing a middle school dance.
- Your house has a derogatory nickname..
Being blackout by 10pm. TFM
9 years ago at 11:28 amBlacking out before the party starts. TFTC
9 years ago at 12:00 pm25 Signs Your Fraternity Exists
9 years ago at 11:31 amThis is actual dogshit
9 years ago at 11:33 amIf you know the specific taste of piss I don’t think I want you anywhere near my punch.
9 years ago at 11:34 am33) You are in TKE or Pike
9 years ago at 11:42 amor sigma nu… haha
9 years ago at 2:33 pmHaha…kill yourself
9 years ago at 7:07 pm33: your name is FIJI
9 years ago at 11:51 amMy god, who names their kid FIJI?
9 years ago at 12:19 pmWNBA is still a thing?
9 years ago at 12:47 pmWNBA was ever a thing?
9 years ago at 1:48 pmSo we’re shit if we don’t day rage, but we’re shit if we’re blackout by 10. I think your logic has sprung a leak.
9 years ago at 11:55 amThere was logic in this article?
9 years ago at 1:53 pmFrat floor is a staple of the fraternity household and is almost expected during certain times of the week. I would go so far as to say that having a smooth floor throughout the week is a defining characteristic of a low tier house.
9 years ago at 11:58 amIf nothing ever got broken and the house didn’t stay dirty every weekend I’m pretty we’d be a lot further from top tier than closer champ.
9 years ago at 11:58 amWhat a confusing sentence
9 years ago at 4:43 pmFuck you Burnette’s rules
9 years ago at 12:01 pmit doesn’t “rule” but its not bad either, its decent.
9 years ago at 2:34 pm