42% Of Columbia University Seniors Would Give Up Oral Sex Before Cheese
13 years ago

Columbia University’s senior class, I’m disappointed in you. According to a submission to the Senior Wisdoms portion of one of the school papers, many of you chose cheese instead of one of the better kinds of sex.

The survey was in response to the paper’s most famous Senior Wisdoms question, “Would you rather give up oral sex or cheese?” The survey states that most of the students that said they would not give up “breakfast in bed” over an element of plain old breakfast suggested lactose intolerance was one of the biggest issues. All the reasons to not give up the blow job, and you pick dietary issues? That’s like asking someone why they wouldn’t want to be a pledge again, and them saying it was too much of a time commitment.

The one redeeming factor is the sample size was small, only about 222 students, and it was self-selected. That said, Columbia has very small graduating classes, so it isn’t nearly as irrelevant a sample size as one might hope.

Now, perhaps I’m a dirty heathen on this one. Full disclosure: I don’t actually really like cheese. Feel free to pillory me in the comments for that. That said, even if I did like cheese, I’m pretty sure I would still like sex more. They’re not even in the same ballpark.

[via Bwog]

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  8. guywhowearssperrys

    I gave up oral sex once. Funny thing is I was wearing sperrys when I did it! So I was hazing this slam at the frat castle when all of a sudden a pledge walks in. I turn and pull the pledges pants down and start fucking him. This might seem strange to you but it’s tradition so respect it. All of a sudden the slam gets up and pees in my butt. This caused a chain reaction where I in turn peed in the pledges butt. Then I put it in the pledges mouth and the pledge gagged cuz my wiener was covered in pee and he bit down on my pee pee! That was more painful than the time the scoutmaster put it in my pooper. I wanted to haze the pledge now but since were a non hazing fraternity (except with slams) I couldn’t. Then one of my fellow pike brothers walked in and stared hazing the slam. I haven’t gotten oral since. Still eat cheese though.

    13 years ago at 1:09 pm
  10. waytofrat

    Kinda curious as to how those fucks in Europe would respond. They sure do love healthy servings of fellatio and feta cheese

    13 years ago at 1:41 pm
  11. BamaForRomney

    For me, Fleur, and vandy, we don’t have to choose between one or the other because cheese is part of oral.

    13 years ago at 1:47 pm