8 Greatest Rejected Tank Top Ideas

Running a patriotic tank top empire isn’t as easy as you guys might think. These sleeveless wonders don’t magically create themselves, and a lot of thought and precision goes into each and every product RowdyGentleman.com creates. But it isn’t always smooth sailing. For every “Back to Back World War Champs” tank, there are plenty of dud ideas that never make it past the drawing board. Step right up, because you’re about to get an exclusive look at some of the obnoxious tank tops that could have been. Personally, I think a few of these are awesome, with others serving no purpose other than fireplace kindling. I’ll let you guys be the judge.

Barack

China

HS

Mohammed

Nickelback

Oops

WWJD

WWLosers

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  1. Fratfrican_American

    PAC 12 is dope, everyone who isn’t in the SEC can blow us, cus you’re below us

    11 years ago at 1:48 pm
    1. OwenLincolnFratter

      As a recent alum of a PAC-12 school, shut the fuck up. The SEC has great tradition and from what I hear they throw the best tailgates for football.

      11 years ago at 2:02 pm
    2. Channel4NewsTeam

      “The SEC has great tradition and from what I hear they throw the best tailgates for football.” Bro that sounded like you want nothing more than to have all of Texas A&M’s football team run a train on your butthole. If you’re really from the PAC-12, then have some self-respect and mindlessly bash every other team both in and out of your conference.

      11 years ago at 2:19 pm
    3. Whiskey Warrior

      ^^You clearly didn’t read what he said. “Everyone who ISN’T in the SEC can blow us, cus you’re below us.” Clearly you are both in agreement that the SEC is in fact a better conference than the PAC-12. They must not teach reading comprehension nor school pride at any of those west coast schools. Sucks to suck.

      11 years ago at 2:25 pm
    4. Willy and Waylon

      ^i don’t know if you fucked up your arrows or are just retarded, but either way the irony in your comment gives me a small amount of sexual satisfaction. Carry on Channel4NewsTeam, Go Cougs.

      11 years ago at 2:41 pm
    1. Channel4NewsTeam

      I honestly feel like it would be an all occasion kind of shirt. Like I really want this to happen.

      11 years ago at 9:52 pm
  2. AA is for quitters

    Barack shirt just needed the word “Vote” at the beginning, and it would’ve sold well as a campaign shirt. Probably would’ve changed the outcome of the election.

    11 years ago at 2:33 pm
  3. The Protester

    Forcing pledges to wear tank tops. Then gayzing them for being gays because frat dudes are gay. TqueerfratM

    11 years ago at 2:42 pm
  4. Actuallyis_frat

    Just saying I would have bought the Spring Break one. And come on the “What would Jesus do” would have flown off the shelves. Instant classic.

    11 years ago at 4:15 pm
  5. SigChiefinCigsBK2664

    the Pac 12 is about as gay as Nickelback. Or the other way around, fuck them both.

    11 years ago at 9:41 pm
  6. Pastor Frat Phelps

    The “What Would Jesus Do?” tank is FaF. I would have bought it instantly. Go to hell.

    11 years ago at 10:15 pm