1. thuddy1855

    Wait. I’d hate to be eat a dick pledge. I mean Pledge of allegiance of course, but not eat a dick pledge. Sucks for this guy…

    12 years ago at 9:40 pm
    1. ASigForAllEternity

      Running out of a burning building, but only after you save all the beer. RFM.

      12 years ago at 2:38 pm
  2. Fratalee Holloway

    If only your car was in your garage. And it was running with you in it. And it don’t run out of gas. That would be a TFM

    12 years ago at 9:49 pm
  3. Kentucky_Gentlemen_

    This is one of those that gets posted and the comments are the entertainment

    12 years ago at 9:51 pm
    1. FratDaddyDusky

      Half of the reason i go to this site is for the extremely witty, racist and excellently crafted insults and replies.

      12 years ago at 11:18 pm
  4. brosiah1776

    Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with the state of California? What an embarrassment to America.

    12 years ago at 10:17 pm
    1. MasterOfTheAOs

      ^Don’t you just want to slit a gash down her neck, throat fuck her, and then watch the force of your jizz shoot her eye out?

      12 years ago at 12:10 am
    2. PierceGregoryParks

      I think it all the time and I’m from that awful place but I did upgrade by going to school in the SEC

      12 years ago at 1:44 am