Billboard In Florida Depicts Father Trying To Find Husband For His Hot Auburn Grad Daughter
Internet sleuths have identified this Auburn graduate — whom you will soon see is packing a pair of immaculate sweater cutters — as Cashen Moore of Florida.
Mr. Moore appears to be eager to walk young Cashen down the aisle, and he’s not afraid to roast her in front of any and all passersby to accomplish it. It’s a solid photo and will surely provoke a few pervy suitors, but if this guy really wanted to find another man out there to begin footing her credit card bills, he should have chosen a different photo, perhaps one of these:
[via Rivals MB]
Well they really went off the wall with a name for the college football playoffs, didn’t they?
13 years ago at 2:57 pm^ the “Take a Lap” button will be the end of commentsonwrongpost
13 years ago at 3:11 pmThis take a lap button is ruining commentsonwrongpost because of people who don’t get it.
13 years ago at 3:11 pmHe deserves every lap.
13 years ago at 9:12 amDibs
13 years ago at 2:58 pmum count me in
13 years ago at 2:59 pmIt pays to Discover
13 years ago at 3:00 pmI’ll take her to a nice seafood dinner and never call her back.
13 years ago at 3:00 pmWar damn tits
13 years ago at 3:00 pmSolid looking nip size too, judging by picture 2.
13 years ago at 3:01 pmYou seem like a pretty good nipple sizer, and I was wondering if you think she’s a size 43 nipple too. That’s what I was thinking (based on the looks of her pictures of course), but I’d like to get a second opinion.
13 years ago at 4:08 pmYou just fucking ruined it, Weisenheimer.
13 years ago at 4:44 pmWhat i don’t understand is how people who see the billboard are supposed to find her with only a picture.
13 years ago at 3:02 pmI’d take her out to a nice fish dinner.
13 years ago at 3:03 pmJudging by that second picture, the knockers like to drink from a straw
13 years ago at 3:03 pm