Billboard In Florida Depicts Father Trying To Find Husband For His Hot Auburn Grad Daughter

Internet sleuths have identified this Auburn graduate — whom you will soon see is packing a pair of immaculate sweater cutters — as Cashen Moore of Florida.

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Mr. Moore appears to be eager to walk young Cashen down the aisle, and he’s not afraid to roast her in front of any and all passersby to accomplish it. It’s a solid photo and will surely provoke a few pervy suitors, but if this guy really wanted to find another man out there to begin footing her credit card bills, he should have chosen a different photo, perhaps one of these:

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[via Rivals MB]

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  1. MasterOfTheAOs

    Would berry my dick so far up her ass whoever could pull it out would be crowned King Arthur.

    13 years ago at 3:04 pm
  2. FreedomandFratting

    Great Odin’s raven!! I just went full mast looking at those perfect sweater puppies.

    13 years ago at 3:05 pm
  3. TheAlphaMale

    What I don’t understand is how we’re supposed to know if she can cook based on these pictures

    13 years ago at 3:06 pm
  4. Basil Haydens

    He should have thrown a pic of her and her mom on the billboard to give an accurate expectation of the return on investment.

    13 years ago at 3:07 pm