Billboard In Florida Depicts Father Trying To Find Husband For His Hot Auburn Grad Daughter
Internet sleuths have identified this Auburn graduate — whom you will soon see is packing a pair of immaculate sweater cutters — as Cashen Moore of Florida.
Mr. Moore appears to be eager to walk young Cashen down the aisle, and he’s not afraid to roast her in front of any and all passersby to accomplish it. It’s a solid photo and will surely provoke a few pervy suitors, but if this guy really wanted to find another man out there to begin footing her credit card bills, he should have chosen a different photo, perhaps one of these:
[via Rivals MB]







Would berry my dick so far up her ass whoever could pull it out would be crowned King Arthur.
13 years ago at 3:04 pmApparently you haven’t met King Grammar.
13 years ago at 3:11 pmI’d fuck her.
13 years ago at 3:04 pmGreat Odin’s raven!! I just went full mast looking at those perfect sweater puppies.
13 years ago at 3:05 pmI’d hit it but then I’d quit it
13 years ago at 3:05 pmShe’d get a fat tip at Hooters
13 years ago at 3:05 pmWhat I don’t understand is how we’re supposed to know if she can cook based on these pictures
13 years ago at 3:06 pm“I need spermicide not herbicide this time “-Harvey Updike
13 years ago at 3:07 pmFuck you.
13 years ago at 3:37 pmHe should have thrown a pic of her and her mom on the billboard to give an accurate expectation of the return on investment.
13 years ago at 3:07 pmPerfect statement.
13 years ago at 4:28 pmMotion to pee in her butt
13 years ago at 3:15 pmAnother Classic Dorn Facebook stalk
13 years ago at 3:19 pm