Lowering your house flag to half mast during times of social probation. TFM.

    1. State Street Steve

      Something tells me this guy enjoys beating his meat in all activities he is involved in.

      13 years ago at 12:13 pm
    2. State Street Steve

      Last time I beat off in church I ended up getting “raped”, he called it hide and seek, by the preacher.

      13 years ago at 12:51 pm
    3. Grand_Lake_Fratter

      I have a porn addiction so I can’t restrain myself from beating it all the time. The weirdest place I tamed the one eyed snake was not church, but was in the gym after benching.

      13 years ago at 1:03 pm
    4. State Street Steve

      The last time I beat off, I was taking a piss in the woods at the golf course and figured what the hell I was already down there.

      13 years ago at 2:21 pm
  1. Girth__Brooks

    Half staff* Half mast means you’re on a boat, dipshit. I’d expect a community of people where everybody apparently has a yacht to know the difference.

    13 years ago at 2:36 pm
  2. Rape It Ralph

    Raising my wein to half mast then attempting to stick it into an unsuspecting girl. TUnsuccessfulM

    13 years ago at 1:08 am