Lowering your house flag to half mast during times of social probation. TFM. Uncle_Slam_177614 years ago
State Street Steve Something tells me this guy enjoys beating his meat in all activities he is involved in. 14 years ago at 12:13 pm
State Street Steve Last time I beat off in church I ended up getting “raped”, he called it hide and seek, by the preacher. 14 years ago at 12:51 pm
Grand_Lake_Fratter I have a porn addiction so I can’t restrain myself from beating it all the time. The weirdest place I tamed the one eyed snake was not church, but was in the gym after benching. 14 years ago at 1:03 pm
State Street Steve The last time I beat off, I was taking a piss in the woods at the golf course and figured what the hell I was already down there. 14 years ago at 2:21 pm
SororityRelationsVP Your activities being frowned upon by the university? Yeah TFM. 14 years ago at 3:07 pm
Girth__Brooks Half staff* Half mast means you’re on a boat, dipshit. I’d expect a community of people where everybody apparently has a yacht to know the difference. 14 years ago at 2:36 pm
Rape It Ralph Raising my wein to half mast then attempting to stick it into an unsuspecting girl. TUnsuccessfulM 14 years ago at 1:08 am
Jerking off while you are at half mast. TFM.
14 years ago at 11:15 amSomething tells me this guy enjoys beating his meat in all activities he is involved in.
14 years ago at 12:13 pm^You don’t?
14 years ago at 12:35 pmLast time I beat off in church I ended up getting “raped”, he called it hide and seek, by the preacher.
14 years ago at 12:51 pmI have a porn addiction so I can’t restrain myself from beating it all the time. The weirdest place I tamed the one eyed snake was not church, but was in the gym after benching.
14 years ago at 1:03 pmThe last time I beat off, I was taking a piss in the woods at the golf course and figured what the hell I was already down there.
14 years ago at 2:21 pmSocial Probation. NF.
14 years ago at 11:56 amYour activities being frowned upon by the university? Yeah TFM.
14 years ago at 3:07 pmHalf staff* Half mast means you’re on a boat, dipshit. I’d expect a community of people where everybody apparently has a yacht to know the difference.
14 years ago at 2:36 pm^
14 years ago at 2:50 pm^^
14 years ago at 9:59 pmRaising my wein to half mast then attempting to stick it into an unsuspecting girl. TUnsuccessfulM
14 years ago at 1:08 am