Nina Agdal (Hottest Thing Alive Right Now) Does The Spinning Nudie GIF

Remember when I said Nina Agdal was much, much hotter than Kate Upton? A bunch of you smarter people agreed with me, but then there were a few who said I was an idiot. For those in the latter group, I bet you feel really stupid now, don’t you?

That’s a thoroughbred, people.

Ever see the 1985 movie Weird Science? It’s about a couple nerdy high school kids that design their idea of the perfect woman on a computer, then blammo, she appears in real form. She was sexy as hell. Well, that 1985 IBM piece of trash wasn’t capable of creating anything like what we’re seeing from Nina Agdal. She looks like she was designed in a lab, but a current, state-of-the-art one. Nothing is out of place on her.

Upton takes her down in the chest beefers department (and basically every other woman on the planet), but Agdal doesn’t have the requisite hefty frame like Kate does to lug those bad boys around, and that’s a good thing.

As you can see there’s another girl in the .gif with Nina — Sports Illustrated model Ariel Meredith. Now, she has a lot of nice things going on for her, but she’s much too young and much too skinny to be serving up flapjacks already. It’s kind of concerning. I’d still take her for a walk in the park if you know what I’m saying, but I’m just saying.

To compare, here is Kate from last week:

#TeamNina

[via Joblo]

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  1. fratanomics

    Ariel Meredith is at least 26, so she’s definitely older than Upton (just turned 21) or Agdal (21). Research is hard though apparently.

    12 years ago at 9:53 am
    1. Dillon Cheverere

      26 is old now? You’re an idiot. I don’t need to look up someone’s age when I can just look at her and know she’s young enough to have perky cans.

      12 years ago at 9:56 am
    2. fratanomics

      Never said she was old. The way you wrote that sentence just mangled the English language. It made it sound like you thought Meredith was younger than the other two.

      12 years ago at 10:00 am
    3. Frat Ross Ewing

      There are three naked women on this page and y’all want to argue about wording?

      12 years ago at 12:28 pm
  2. PiKappaAlphaDog

    After seeing that first gif, i’m having some trouble remembering who Kate Upton is now.

    12 years ago at 9:54 am
  3. ITT Tech

    How am I supposed to adequately compare butts to pee in with that other girl in there?

    12 years ago at 9:56 am
    1. SigEpOB

      a quick google search will reveal Nina’s is much more peeable. I mean, that thing is good.

      12 years ago at 10:51 am
  4. frAUtstar

    Tough call. Nina Agdal probably has the better future as a super model whereas Upton would make the better slam piece/wife. Either way you can’t go wrong.

    12 years ago at 10:06 am
    1. frAUtstar

      She’s a supermodel dating a rock star. Surely you don’t think that is that big a stretch.

      12 years ago at 10:26 am
    2. InHocSignoDrinkes

      There are a few things in life that we as men should just take as natural law. We will never beat the super loaded musician.

      12 years ago at 10:27 am