Nina Agdal (Hottest Thing Alive Right Now) Does The Spinning Nudie GIF
Remember when I said Nina Agdal was much, much hotter than Kate Upton? A bunch of you smarter people agreed with me, but then there were a few who said I was an idiot. For those in the latter group, I bet you feel really stupid now, don’t you?
That’s a thoroughbred, people.
Ever see the 1985 movie Weird Science? It’s about a couple nerdy high school kids that design their idea of the perfect woman on a computer, then blammo, she appears in real form. She was sexy as hell. Well, that 1985 IBM piece of trash wasn’t capable of creating anything like what we’re seeing from Nina Agdal. She looks like she was designed in a lab, but a current, state-of-the-art one. Nothing is out of place on her.
Upton takes her down in the chest beefers department (and basically every other woman on the planet), but Agdal doesn’t have the requisite hefty frame like Kate does to lug those bad boys around, and that’s a good thing.
As you can see there’s another girl in the .gif with Nina — Sports Illustrated model Ariel Meredith. Now, she has a lot of nice things going on for her, but she’s much too young and much too skinny to be serving up flapjacks already. It’s kind of concerning. I’d still take her for a walk in the park if you know what I’m saying, but I’m just saying.
To compare, here is Kate from last week:
#TeamNina
[via Joblo]
God damnit. How am I supposed to do my work when my dick is sitting on the keyboard now.
11 years ago at 10:27 amShe looks like a horse
11 years ago at 10:31 amI’m getting a case of jungle fever
11 years ago at 10:36 amKate Upton’s tits win it.
11 years ago at 10:43 amSo much pee, so little time.
11 years ago at 10:44 amHard to choose but at this point in my collegiate career it’s Tits>Ass.
11 years ago at 11:15 amNature vs Nurture Dorn, nature always wins.
11 years ago at 11:26 amYou know what the best job in the world is. Being the guy who paints on these women so they can do this.
11 years ago at 11:39 amMade in the U.S.A > Import. It’s a principle that makes this decision easy. America always wins, Dorn.
11 years ago at 12:18 pmHow do I make a spinning .gif dick pic for the ladies?
11 years ago at 12:53 pm