PayPal Accidentally Transfers $92,233,720,368,547,800 Into Man’s Account
$1,000,000,000,000,000 is one quadrillion dollars. Quadrillion? Yeah, it’s a real number. That’s so many lap dances it’s not even funny.
Chris Reynolds, 56, logged into his PayPal account to find a balance of over 92 quadrillion dollars — $92,233,720,368,547,800 to be exact. Spelled out, it looks like this: ninety-two quadrillion, two hundred thirty-three trillion, seven hundred twenty billion, three hundred sixty-eight million, five hundred forty-seven thousand, eight hundred dollars.
Just think of the possibilities. If a tech billionaire can lock this down…
…just imagine what kind of wife piece 92 quad could bring in.
If I had my hands on 92 quad, the first thing I’d do (besides two chicks at the same time) is buy a PJ and fly all around the country hosting the most insane boxed wine parties the world has ever seen. $5 cover charge to keep the riffraff out.
PayPal, the online money-transfer company, fixed the error, obviously, and knocked his balance down to zero.
[via Daily Mail]

id pay Kate Upton 50 Mil a day to service me
13 years ago at 11:00 amI could by hot piece with that kind of money! Or just a lot of cocaine…
13 years ago at 11:01 amBuy* curse you autocorrect!
13 years ago at 11:02 amWhy would you buy hot piece? You’d be better off burning the money
13 years ago at 11:12 amSomeone is getting fired.
13 years ago at 11:01 amYou could literally buy the world. I’d let the world keep everything Africa though.
13 years ago at 11:02 amSomewhere at this very moment, a PayPal intern is getting his asshole torn wide open because of this. It’s a comforting thought.
13 years ago at 11:02 amReporting the screw up. NF
13 years ago at 11:03 amI would lock down Dorn’s mom. No question.
13 years ago at 11:04 am
13 years ago at 11:13 amfor such a small boy you’ve got a big mouth 😉
13 years ago at 11:38 amI hate you leave grandma alone
13 years ago at 12:04 pm^ Too much
13 years ago at 12:58 pm^^ I’m about tired of your shit, kid
13 years ago at 1:38 pm^^^^^^^ I highly recommend it.
13 years ago at 3:24 pmYou could barely cover the federal deficit.
13 years ago at 11:05 am^You could pay the National Debt 5700 times over…
13 years ago at 11:37 amThe guy said he’d pay down the debt then buy the philies if he could get a reasonable price TFM
13 years ago at 9:26 amWith that kind of money, I could finally afford obamacare! Am I right?!
13 years ago at 11:06 amIf this happened to a black Newport would be the world’s largest corporation by the end of the day.
13 years ago at 11:07 amNewport is a brand, not a corporation. Fucking moron.
13 years ago at 11:10 am^ He thought he was reviving the classic Chappelle’s Show sketch. Too bad he’s a fucking idiot.
13 years ago at 2:58 pm