PayPal Accidentally Transfers $92,233,720,368,547,800 Into Man’s Account
$1,000,000,000,000,000 is one quadrillion dollars. Quadrillion? Yeah, it’s a real number. That’s so many lap dances it’s not even funny.
Chris Reynolds, 56, logged into his PayPal account to find a balance of over 92 quadrillion dollars — $92,233,720,368,547,800 to be exact. Spelled out, it looks like this: ninety-two quadrillion, two hundred thirty-three trillion, seven hundred twenty billion, three hundred sixty-eight million, five hundred forty-seven thousand, eight hundred dollars.
Just think of the possibilities. If a tech billionaire can lock this down…
…just imagine what kind of wife piece 92 quad could bring in.
If I had my hands on 92 quad, the first thing I’d do (besides two chicks at the same time) is buy a PJ and fly all around the country hosting the most insane boxed wine parties the world has ever seen. $5 cover charge to keep the riffraff out.
PayPal, the online money-transfer company, fixed the error, obviously, and knocked his balance down to zero.
[via Daily Mail]

Returning every dime becuase it was incorrectly tranferred into your account. RF… fuck that shit I’m keeping 92 quad.
13 years ago at 11:09 ambecause*
13 years ago at 11:11 am^^ You people that use RFM incorrectly are just the worst.
13 years ago at 2:56 pm^Getting mad at guys who misuse RFM on TFM. RFM.
13 years ago at 3:28 pmSolid Office Space reference.
13 years ago at 11:41 amHey peter man!
13 years ago at 7:27 pmKnew I recognised it from somewhere.
13 years ago at 2:45 amDammit Dorn, where’d my comment go?
13 years ago at 11:59 amI would have gone to ebay and immediately bought everything
13 years ago at 12:25 pmI would recreate that carter pewterschmitt scene in family guy where he blends up 20 grand and pisses it away but with 100 billion
13 years ago at 12:40 pmI’d take Rebecca Martinson out to a nice seafood dinner with that cash. Then bang.
13 years ago at 12:47 pmYea I’d like 92 quadrillion chicken fajitas, please.
13 years ago at 2:42 pmYou guys know there isn’t even close 92 quadrillion dollars of wealth in the whole world combined…
13 years ago at 4:46 pmi hope he ordered a couple ferraris online before paypal found out
13 years ago at 4:50 pmObama: “Hey man, can I borrow like 16 trillion?
13 years ago at 4:52 pmWouldn’t borrowing that double the debt?
13 years ago at 7:28 pm^He meant the black people kind of “borrowing”…
13 years ago at 8:34 pm^ Good form
13 years ago at 8:47 pm^^
13 years ago at 11:03 pm^^^
13 years ago at 10:53 am^^^^
13 years ago at 10:08 am^^^^^
13 years ago at 9:43 pmFuck having an island I would buy a continent or two.
13 years ago at 9:45 pm