Oregon’s New Football Facility Is Completely Insane (Photos)

The University of Oregon’s new football facility, the Football Performance Center, was recently completed, and as you can probably imagine, it’s sick. Very sick. Like $68 million and 145,000 square feet sick. Nike co-founder and Oregon Duck alum Phil Knight funded the project. Uncle Phil didn’t cut any corners either.

Remember when people were all excited about Alabama’s new waterfall feature in their hot tub area? Well, the unveiling of Oregon’s new Football Performance Center was Phil Knight’s equivalent of standing at the edge of the Bama hot tub and pissing a high, arching stream right into it while he looks back over his shoulder with a shit-eating grin.

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Really feeling the barber shop.

[via Go Ducks]

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    1. BoobsnBooz

      You realize for the last decade they’ve been a top 10 team almost every year right? You’re probably a Alabama fan who cheers for the SEC and not Bama. Now go take a lap and go do some research on football teams

      13 years ago at 12:29 pm
    2. RFM Translator

      ^ You realize that being a top 10 team for a decade doesn’t mean shit if you can’t win the championship?

      13 years ago at 12:38 pm
  1. Sweetness Payton

    Amazing facilities but seriously, fuck Oregon. They have the most ghetto players in college football, even more ghetto than all the players Southern Cal gets.

    13 years ago at 12:01 pm
    1. Ron_Bourbondy

      They know that hood rats love the whole new flashy uniform every week thing.

      13 years ago at 4:42 pm
  2. cmckeon

    I, for one, am glad my school’s football facility doesn’t look like a Apple store…

    13 years ago at 12:01 pm
  3. San Fratcisco Bay

    No Oregon student athlete better complain about anything ever. This is like a 24/7 resort on campus.

    13 years ago at 12:02 pm
    1. 6 Foot 3 Putt

      well its specifically a football facility, so i bet every other student athlete feels shafted

      13 years ago at 1:31 pm
    2. frat1990

      Probably not. The other student athletes on other teams get access to the “old” football facility which is now only 5 years old.

      13 years ago at 2:12 pm