Oregon’s New Football Facility Is Completely Insane (Photos)

The University of Oregon’s new football facility, the Football Performance Center, was recently completed, and as you can probably imagine, it’s sick. Very sick. Like $68 million and 145,000 square feet sick. Nike co-founder and Oregon Duck alum Phil Knight funded the project. Uncle Phil didn’t cut any corners either.

Remember when people were all excited about Alabama’s new waterfall feature in their hot tub area? Well, the unveiling of Oregon’s new Football Performance Center was Phil Knight’s equivalent of standing at the edge of the Bama hot tub and pissing a high, arching stream right into it while he looks back over his shoulder with a shit-eating grin.

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Really feeling the barber shop.

[via Go Ducks]

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  1. TennesseeForLiberty

    Dorn, what the hell. Where was the TFM article on Tennessee’s football facility? It’s bigger and is linked to an indoor practice field. For fuck’s sake Dorn, your mother went to Tennessee.

    13 years ago at 12:13 pm
    1. OnlySperrys

      Oregon had an indoor practice facility installed in 1998… Tennessee is just catching up.

      13 years ago at 12:23 pm
    2. TennesseeForLiberty

      Well, it also has a room were we put our national championship trophies. Oregon might want to start working on that.

      13 years ago at 7:59 pm
    1. toss me a bronson

      I would be for it because the whole facility is paid for by Uncle Phil.

      But I would be a little upset if my tuition dollars were paying for dumb shit like a barber shop for the players (half of whom just have buzz cuts anyway) and a jacuzzi for the coaches.

      13 years ago at 4:03 pm
    2. Mikey J

      Tuition dollars don’t go towards this. Uncle Phil paid for all of it as a donation to the school.

      13 years ago at 8:05 pm
    3. ilovesluts

      ^ Not sure who you’re talking to but Mikey J’s right. It was funded primarily by Phil Knight. Not tuition.

      13 years ago at 1:53 am
  2. Patrick Cleburne

    Oregon fans disliking any SEC comments posted on their article. TButthurtMove.

    13 years ago at 1:33 pm
  3. CapstoneRager

    Wow, that looks like such a chill place to hang out with the brah’s after practice and share a few green apple martinis and some gossip.

    13 years ago at 6:11 pm
  4. blacked_out_marcus

    im taking bets on whether oregon wins a championship first or if dorn’s mom gets stuffed in every room of that new facility.

    13 years ago at 8:15 pm