West Point Has Blocked TFM Because They Consider It A Masturbatory Aid
The United States Military Academy at West Point has reportedly blocked this website because the higher-ups consider it to contain adult content, or more particularly, that it’s a masturbatory aid for their cadets.
I received this tip via email yesterday from a cadet who had just returned to campus:
Returned to West Point to find the powers-at-be had blocked your site for “adult content” (Their reasoning being that American taxpayers don’t want their tax money funding a computer network for locked up cadets to use as a masturbatory aid). Of course, cadets found a way around it in about ten minutes, but it was the principle of the matter that pissed us off. Just thought I’d let ya’ll know.
It’s great to know you gentlemen found your way around the blockage, but it’s even better knowing that future officers in the United States Army are spending some of their free time with us.
Feel free to blame the TFM Intern and his Rush Boobs columns if you must pin responsibility on someone. He tends to get lackadaisical while sailboating the nips.
Fuck the intern.
13 years ago at 10:50 amThe intern fuck.
13 years ago at 5:27 amIs there anything the intern can’t fuck up?
13 years ago at 10:50 amLiterally or figuratively?
13 years ago at 3:35 pmWhat other use is TFM if not a masturbatory aid?
13 years ago at 10:52 amLet’s be honest, they have a point.
13 years ago at 10:54 amMight as well stop with the sailboats if it’s considered adult content either way, right intern? I need the whole tit fucker
13 years ago at 10:55 amI need details on this supposed “tit fucker.”
13 years ago at 10:55 amDorn, you should write a column where you do nothing but tear users apart for their grammar in comments and submissions. You would enjoy that.
13 years ago at 11:01 amWell, son, when a man and a woman love each other very much, or are highly intoxicated, and she has massive tits…
13 years ago at 11:03 amI not only blame the Intern for being lazy while sailboating the nips on Rush Boobs, I also blame him for sailboating them in the first place. Worthless.
13 years ago at 10:56 amMasterbatory aids. TFM
13 years ago at 10:57 amis dis bcuz i poasted dat pic uv mi peepee ;(
13 years ago at 10:57 amsory west point guyz ruger_ spiled teh beenz on dis 1
Laps. My West Point friends are beating off to TFM articles about Dorn’s mom as I write this. Just because Rodge gets busted for kiddie porn doesn’t mean the military cracks down.
13 years ago at 11:02 am“Of course, cadets found a way around it in about ten minutes.”
13 years ago at 11:09 am^I found my way around your mom
13 years ago at 11:12 amBasically what I grasped from this column is that the intern supports terrorism. Fuck you Intern
13 years ago at 11:03 am