West Point Has Blocked TFM Because They Consider It A Masturbatory Aid
The United States Military Academy at West Point has reportedly blocked this website because the higher-ups consider it to contain adult content, or more particularly, that it’s a masturbatory aid for their cadets.
I received this tip via email yesterday from a cadet who had just returned to campus:
Returned to West Point to find the powers-at-be had blocked your site for “adult content” (Their reasoning being that American taxpayers don’t want their tax money funding a computer network for locked up cadets to use as a masturbatory aid). Of course, cadets found a way around it in about ten minutes, but it was the principle of the matter that pissed us off. Just thought I’d let ya’ll know.
It’s great to know you gentlemen found your way around the blockage, but it’s even better knowing that future officers in the United States Army are spending some of their free time with us.
Feel free to blame the TFM Intern and his Rush Boobs columns if you must pin responsibility on someone. He tends to get lackadaisical while sailboating the nips.
Being lackadaisical when sailboating the nips. TFM.
13 years ago at 11:06 ambeat me to it
13 years ago at 11:33 ami beat myself to it
13 years ago at 5:32 pmThese rules aren’t meant to control, but to challenge. Administration is just seeing what these boys are capable of. A West Point cadet always finds a way to snag some dirty.
13 years ago at 11:06 amFor science!
13 years ago at 3:35 pmintern must be a liberal
13 years ago at 11:09 amMust be all the “Dorn’s mom” jokes.
13 years ago at 11:13 amThe U.S.Army is know for over reaction to certain things. This just happens to be one of them. We would all like to blame the old generals and GS-13s in charge. It was, no doubt, part of a “sweeping change in online morale”. It doesn’t make sense, but West Point is known for it’s strict rules to ensure proper morale and discipline within the ranks. Doesn’t make it right. It wouldn’t surprise me this ends within a few weeks. TFM is a big supporter of the US military and we thank you for it.
13 years ago at 11:22 amI’d wager our generation yanks it far more than the old guys’
13 years ago at 11:59 amThrowing the intern under the bus. TFM
13 years ago at 11:27 amActually throwing the inter under the bus. TFM
13 years ago at 3:36 pm^intern
13 years ago at 10:50 pmI knew that exposed nipple with the teddy bear girl was too far.
13 years ago at 11:28 amOkay so that being said, we established that this is an adult website. Lets remove the sailboats now, please?
13 years ago at 11:38 amI blame Bacon’s Frat Romance Novels.
13 years ago at 12:13 pmWhen I was deployed last year. I was on TFM, literally daily. That was on a secure-Army server. So there’s that.
13 years ago at 12:29 pm