Video Shows Bold Colorado Dude Offering Obama Hit Of Legal Weed At A Bar, And The President Declining
President Obama was recently in Denver to, who knows, do president stuff? Not sure what exactly that entails in Colorado at this moment. Just some handshakes and bullshittin’ most likely. “How’s everything going here? Crime and unemployment are down? Pizza sales through the roof? Most of your Super Bowl shame is gone? Great!”
Maybe the president just needed a break from forming some weird, unholy partnership with Russia, Iran, and possibly Assad over the ISIS mess? That would explain why Obama was grabbing a beer and shooting pool with Colorado Governor Hickenlooper at a local bar. You need to let off some steam after a long week of trying to micromanage a nightmare with three unbelievable assholes. I get it. If it were me I’d be a bottle of scotch deep, throwing letter openers at interns, just like I do now.
Though, if Obama was just taking it easy for a day, maybe he should have partaken in Colorado’s newest, and absurdly lucrative, vice; especially since he was offered a hit by one bold Coloradan, who got the exchange on video.
It was worth a shot. It’s not like Obama’s never done it before. But the president can’t take too much of an edge off right now. If anything someone should have offered Obama a line or two (something else he’s done before). You’ve got a lot of work to do, Barry. A little boost couldn’t hurt. But not too much, or things could get weird.
In the end it was pretty funny offer Obama some weed, though obviously the president was never going to say yes. It’s for the best he didn’t anyway. Between yesterday’s German beatdown of Brazil and a video of the president ripping a bowl, the internet would have imploded upon itself, forever destroying the web and all electricity, and everyone’s day would have been like that NBC show “Revolution”: boring.
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Bush would’ve taken the hit…
11 years ago at 3:12 pmUnlikely.
11 years ago at 3:16 pm
11 years ago at 3:44 pmBush isn’t a geed.
11 years ago at 9:34 amFuck Obama
11 years ago at 3:16 pmI’ve asked George W. to do a line of blow with me before.
11 years ago at 3:19 pmTry harder
11 years ago at 3:28 pmYou sucked dick for a line of blow
11 years ago at 3:34 pmDon’t respect his political decisions but I do respect the insane amount of personal restraint that took.
11 years ago at 3:21 pmYou do know that the Dave Chapelle joke was directed at Bush Jr, right?
11 years ago at 3:23 pmYou do know that George W. Bush is not a junior, right?
11 years ago at 3:29 pmThats the reason i didn’t say George W. Bush Jr, I said Bush Jr, asshat.
11 years ago at 3:47 pmSo who are you talking about when you say Bush Jr?
11 years ago at 4:15 pmIm sorry…did you guys not know George W. Bush’s dad was George H. W. Bush, another president of our Country. This would make 2 presidents with the last name Bush, one senior and one junior.
11 years ago at 4:34 pmIt doesn’t matter. This wasn’t directed at bush junior, because he doesn’t exist. Asshat.
11 years ago at 4:26 pmI do. I didn’t title the YouTube video.
11 years ago at 3:39 pmOffering the president weed is a power move, hipster or not.
11 years ago at 3:29 pmFirst time a black guy has ever turned down weed
11 years ago at 3:35 pmOr the first time a black man has been seen not selling weed
11 years ago at 9:32 pmClassic Pike comment
11 years ago at 10:45 pmThe guy lucked out actually. Obama would of nig lipped it and the whole joint would of been ruined. Thanks Obama
11 years ago at 8:45 amWe will continue to have democrat presidents until republican candidates start accepting current social policies like weed and abortion.. or until voters learn about the libertarian party. It’s a shame because Romney would’ve done wonders for our economy but let his mormon beliefs get in the way.
11 years ago at 3:35 pmSeriously.
11 years ago at 6:48 pmSocial liberal, fiscal conservative. TFM.
11 years ago at 8:36 amBullshit. We will continue to have Democrat presidents so long as the GOP sits idly by while libs play identity politics and pit ethic, racial, and social groups against each other.
11 years ago at 12:09 pmIt’s a bold move, Cotton.
11 years ago at 3:36 pmI’ve have enough of this comment.
11 years ago at 3:55 pmhad*
11 years ago at 3:55 pmHas* now we’ve covered all the word’s tenses.
11 years ago at 8:42 pmThank you, Bacon, for writing a very boring article about a video that could have been posted in the video section.
11 years ago at 4:30 pm