Say Hello To Oregon’s Latest Publicity Stunt: Scratch-N-Sniff Season Tickets
Oregon is the biggest try-hard of the college football world. This program is the kid who dresses from head to toe in Southern South and frequently parades across campus as if he is the lovechild of the fraternity gods and sorority goddesses. Unfortunately, his attempts to distract the world from his major shortcomings through his incredibly overpriced and colorful wardrobe are futile, and he’s left to further abuse his father’s wealth in an attempt to stay relevant.
The University of Oregon Fighting Nikes are at it again with yet another publicity stunt, this time using the season tickets themselves. I would like to introduce you to the Carl’s Jr. scratch-n-sniff ticket.
We’ve added various features to our @WinTheDay season tks over the past 12 yrs ▬ This one is no exception. #GoDucks pic.twitter.com/ilW9Q1Ev9P
— Oregon Duck Tickets (@OregonDuckTix) July 31, 2014
This is undoubtedly not the last ploy we’ll see escape from the creative minds in Eugene, but let’s at least hope the next stunt is something more fulfilling than a ticket that smells like grease and minimum wage.
[via Twitter]
I bet it smells like one tough conference loss, and roses.
10 years ago at 11:40 amI bet it smells like a Carls Jr.
10 years ago at 9:59 pmFuck Oregon, and this neon fad they have brought to sports
10 years ago at 11:46 amLook at your display picture…
10 years ago at 2:12 pmWhoops
10 years ago at 3:43 pmBeing a trendsetter for apparel. TFM.
10 years ago at 12:01 pmPaying $600 for a scratch and sniff ticket. TFM?
10 years ago at 12:13 pmSmells like disappointment and neon green
10 years ago at 12:16 pmThey are the tryhard of universities.
10 years ago at 1:39 pmUnless that sniff is a bump of some booger sugar you won’t see me in Oregon, ever.
10 years ago at 1:47 pmIf only they had scratch and sniff for all the sprout try tumblrs.
10 years ago at 1:48 pmSorority*
10 years ago at 2:11 pmoregon is the leased Range Rover of college football
10 years ago at 8:20 pmthe fuck?
10 years ago at 9:39 pm