Alabama Fans Stampede Into Bryant-Denny For The Chance To Meet Nick Saban
I’ve seen a lot of sad videos in my life, but I’m not sure anything comes close to this one.
A bunch of gross looking human beings gathered at Alabama’s football stadium for a chance to meet players and come face to face with God Nick Saban.
Just look at the cheesy-ass smiles on the faces of football’s lowest common denominator as they fulfill the dream of having a small, angry bastard sign some piece of Crimson Tide memorabilia that they had to take out a second mortgage to buy.
Here is a video of the masochistic tradition known as the “Running of The Bama Fans.”
Watch as adult men in jorts drag obese children onto a “sacred” football field and imagine a loud, audible sigh. This must have been the exact moment when Nick Saban realized he made a mistake by not going to Texas.
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“Hey coach, can you sign my deep fryer, welfare check, and this homemade painting of Jesus Christ himself in a bama jersey”? -Every Bama fan in line
10 years ago at 4:18 pmYou tried, we can give you that.
10 years ago at 5:18 pmOverdid it just a tad bit my friend.
10 years ago at 9:16 amUSF has the worst greek life in the country. Honestly just get out
10 years ago at 8:47 pmIt doubled as their family reunion.
10 years ago at 4:31 pm“Get the football, Cletus! We’re going to meet Saban”
10 years ago at 4:38 pmWe have by far the worst sidewalk fans in the country. Every overweight cousin fucker loves to yell Roll Tide because a good football team adds meaning to their lives
10 years ago at 4:43 pmSo many grown men with goofy smiles
10 years ago at 4:50 pmThey seem like a very classy group of fans
10 years ago at 5:05 pm“I BELIEVE THAT BELONGS TO MR. GILMORE”
10 years ago at 5:07 pmSooo many man boobs…
10 years ago at 5:51 pm“Alabama fans love Alabama football. Auburn fans love Auburn.”- Pat Dye
10 years ago at 6:19 pmSoo many double chins
10 years ago at 11:58 pm