Greg Oden Was Arrested Wearing The Greatest Ohio State Shirt Ever Made
Not much has gone well for Greg Oden since he left Ohio State in favor of the NBA Draft. Nearly every possible comeback he has attempted has been thwarted by more injuries.
His career took another nosedive last night when he was arrested for punching his ex-girlfriend. Obviously, punching a woman is a horrible crime and is not something to be publicized or condoned. However, the shirt Big Greg was wearing in his mugshot might be the most hilariously inappropriate Ohio State shirt in existence.
#BREAKING: Mugshot of Greg Oden. Arrested in Lawrence on battery charges. Details expected today – stay with @WTHRcom pic.twitter.com/LYDbGpj3qi
— Matt McCutcheon (@matt_mccutcheon) August 7, 2014
This picture is so conflicting. Oden’s face resembles the face of a man who knows he fucked up and is about to be publicly destroyed for his actions, yet his shirt gives the impression that he doesn’t give a damn about anything.
If you’re wondering what his shirt references, it’s the silhouette of Ohio State football player Marcus Hall leaving the field after being ejected from the Ohio State-Michigan game last November.
Surprisingly, his knees held up during the arrest.
Classic Ohio on all accounts
11 years ago at 1:18 pmWell he’s from Indiana…
11 years ago at 1:18 pmHe actually spent his childhood in Buffalo but I don’t really want to have a dickswinging contest over Greg Oden trivia.
11 years ago at 1:21 pmIm down for a good ol’ fashioned dickswinging contest.
11 years ago at 1:34 pmAs long as Greg Oden isn’t a participant…
11 years ago at 1:38 pmStay classy, Ohio.
11 years ago at 1:19 pmBlack version of Sloth from the Goonies?
11 years ago at 1:38 pmEat a dick pledge!
11 years ago at 4:45 pmAs long as it isn’t Gregs
11 years ago at 5:27 pmFOOT LONG GREG! http://deadspin.com/5457361/greg-odens-gigantic-penis-is-also-healing-nicely
11 years ago at 1:50 pmAll I’m gonna say is fuck Michigan, go Buckeyes.
11 years ago at 2:01 pmno one gives a fuck
11 years ago at 4:54 pmThank you for sharing
11 years ago at 5:08 pmSolid.
11 years ago at 2:42 pmAs usual, I am proud to call myself an Ohioan. No other state has the same dedication to consistent trashiness that we do, and that’s something to be admired and admonished.
11 years ago at 2:44 pmSo basically you’re saying you’ve never been to Florida..
11 years ago at 3:34 pmYEAH YOURE NOT NEAR AS TRASHY AS US.
11 years ago at 3:58 pmI recently spent a few months in Florida and the trashiest girl I met there was from Ohio.
11 years ago at 9:38 amYour words are wise and sage-like, DarrensDad. I banged out this broad I bartended with last summer from Brunswick. She proved your statement after 2 beers like clockwork.
11 years ago at 12:53 amSidebar: I wish she was still around for when Lebron returned. Probably would have got butt stuff.
11 years ago at 12:54 amOhio girls can drink like tanks. The two beers are just her way of excusing all the sluttiness to follow. Going home during breaks is like walking into a candy shop – a slutty, possibly disease filled candy shop.
11 years ago at 1:26 pmthe jokes practically write themselves
11 years ago at 5:29 pm2 game suspension.
11 years ago at 6:03 pmWhere can I get that shirt?
11 years ago at 8:40 pm