Dan Bilzerian And Jen Selter Hung Out In Vegas And Now Life Doesn’t Seem Worth Living
Hey Dan, we get it, man. We get it. Your life doesn’t suck. I realize part of your schtick is photographing all the awesome shit you do to post it on social media so we can see all the awesome shit you do. And I really do enjoy all the photos of you surrounded by beautiful, naked women, hanging out on PJs, firing fully automatic weapons in the desert, and hiding behind a mountain of casino chips. That’s all good, good stuff, and those photos are a big reason for your popularity right now.
But dude, you’ve crossed the line. How dare you flaunt Selter right in my face like this. You knew I’d see this photo. You knew it. I swear if you touched one hair on her head…
Happy 21st to @jenselter and her #NeverEndingAss pic.twitter.com/8APDPJ9QCx
— Dan Bilzerian (@DanBilzerian) August 10, 2014
Enough is enough, Dan. Save some cool shit for the rest of us. What was wrong with that blonde number on the right? The one with the Hindenburgs… You couldn’t have gone after her instead of Jen? Oh wait. What am I talking about? You probably did, because you’re a greedy, greedy man. Whatever.
I thought we developed a good rapport back when I interviewed you. I guess I was wrong.
P.S. Jen, you broke my heart.
P.P.S. Happy 21st, babe (if you even care anymore).
Bilzerian must have an enormous head to be able to handle all that ass sitting on his face.
11 years ago at 10:14 amam I the only person who thinks jen selters face is fucking beat?
11 years ago at 11:27 amYou don’t look at the mantle piece when you’re poking the fire.
11 years ago at 11:49 amYa and the best girls are those with a nice face in addition. #fatGirlFuckerDetected
11 years ago at 3:35 pmThere just something about you that makes me want to far in a mason jar and hand it to you.
11 years ago at 5:29 pm#hashtagsdon’tfuckingworkontfm
Keep trying, I think you almost had it, idiot.
11 years ago at 7:30 amWow that is beautiful.
11 years ago at 7:50 pmProbably, she’s pretty cute everywhere.
11 years ago at 11:54 amFuck you all.
11 years ago at 5:06 pmWhy does that matter?
11 years ago at 12:17 pmJust come out the closet already, champ. Your comments have gotten considerably more unbearable day after day.
11 years ago at 9:14 amThis fucking guy
11 years ago at 10:16 amI wonder if Dorn was slightly heartbroken about this when he came across it with as hard as he has been trying on Twitter…
11 years ago at 10:16 amYeah maybe he will write an article about it or something…
11 years ago at 12:59 pmGetting tired of this fucking geed.
11 years ago at 10:20 amHe was a Pike at UF shit head
11 years ago at 10:44 amUF? Pike? Not really helping your “not a geed” argument, pal.
11 years ago at 8:21 pmWe’re lapping jabs at Pike and Jorts University now?
11 years ago at 11:11 pmRIP comment section.
Are you retarded?
11 years ago at 11:17 amI think he doesn’t quite get it…
11 years ago at 8:13 amDorn, just stop pretending you have the slightest interest in s 21 year old female.
11 years ago at 10:22 amwho gives a fuck about this trust fund bitch
11 years ago at 10:31 amMy life goal is to be Bilzerian
11 years ago at 10:34 amYour first step is to have a father worth 400M.
11 years ago at 2:07 pmDorn hasn’t had such a raging rage-boner since he was kicked out of the middle school graduation for a Filipino boys school.
11 years ago at 10:35 amDorn, it’ll be alright man. Why don’t you take the day off, load up in the van and go cruise around a playground. You know, get things off your mind.
11 years ago at 10:41 amHe will as soon as he’s done living in his van down by the river.
11 years ago at 5:17 pmHow dare you disrespect the memory of Mr. Farley with your poorly executed reference?
11 years ago at 6:05 pmHe’s right Dorn. Go meet up with the boys, get a load off.
11 years ago at 8:40 pmHe is just straight up resting his drink on her ass in that second pic…
11 years ago at 10:42 amYou could build a house on that ass
11 years ago at 2:36 pmCan we burn this “chubbies and croakies” kid like a witch? With a name like that you’d think he’d be too busy being knuckle deep in some California ankle grabber to be posting on here.
11 years ago at 3:13 pmThat’s an asstate
11 years ago at 6:09 pm