Man Goes Waaaaaaay Overboard With Halloween Decorations, Including Dead Babies, Severed Limbs, The Whole Nine
A Pittsburgh man got into the Halloween spirit this year by decorating his front lawn as if it were the most horrific baby slaughter crime scene imaginable. Bloodied and severed limbs, decapitated infants, severed heads, babies in motherfucking cages, and the creepiest cannibal rabbit on the planet are strewn about Joe Dauria’s front yard.
Dauria insists that his front yard from Hell is done in the fun spirit of Halloween, but his neighbors aren’t very thrilled. It might have something to do with all the bound/bloody/headless babies he worked into his design. My man Joe went a little heavy on the dead baby front. Just a lot of dead babies, which is odd, because I feel like even one dead baby is too many dead babies. I mean they’re babies, man, and they’re dead.
“Joe, look, we need to talk.”
“Hey Phil, what’s happening?”
“The neighbors and I have been talking, and, well, we all think you’re a swell guy and good neighbor, but the Halloween decorations seem to be a little aggressive this year.”
“You think?”
“We do. You just went real hard on the dead baby angle. There are simply a lot of dead babies.”
“Hmmm, perhaps you’re right. You think the kids are scared?”
“Joe, we’re scared.”
[via WPXI]
Dorn, you could teach him a thing or two about keeping little children in cages.
10 years ago at 12:06 pmSo your basement isn’t going overboard, but this yard is? OK Dorno.
10 years ago at 12:06 pmTDornM
10 years ago at 12:11 pmBlutarsky is not a pedophile, promises a beer on every table, a pledge driver on every street, and a Hawaiian shirt on every back.. #BlutarskyForVPOfMedia #YesAllMenWhoWearHawaiianShirts #YesAllWomenShouldDoAnal #RockTheVote #AllenForStaff
10 years ago at 12:26 pm#ThisIsNotTwitter
10 years ago at 1:32 pmHow dare you.
10 years ago at 1:34 pmThe_Captain,
You must be new here, champ. Let me explain a few things…
1. Burn the cargos you have on
2. Frashtags (Frat hashtags) do work #FreeShibby
3. Dorn really is a pedophile
4. To get fifth year automatically post nudes without sailboats
I hope this Frelps (Frat helps) avoid laps in your future TFM endeavors
10 years ago at 2:02 pmWith Fregards (Frat regards),
Shibby
Thanks for frexplaining (Frat Explaining) Fribby (Frat Shibby) #ShibbyIsFree #MastersFor5thYear #FuckSteveJohansen #ButtStuff2014 #StopTheGIFS
10 years ago at 2:45 pmOkay that’s pretty good.
10 years ago at 1:29 pmhttps://totalfratmove.wpengine.com/forum/staff-pictures-2-0/ I expect you to choose your new Avatar from the many selections available in the Fread (Frat thread), Dorn.
10 years ago at 1:54 pmDas fucked up
10 years ago at 12:13 pmDorn, your moms pussy belongs here after I murdered it last night.
10 years ago at 12:13 pmI’ve had better.
10 years ago at 12:31 pmWhat. The. Fuck.
10 years ago at 12:14 pmstop posting your stupid fucking GIFs
10 years ago at 1:11 pmTaking it too far. TFM
10 years ago at 12:21 pmTaking it too far. TFM.
10 years ago at 12:21 pmThank god I don’t live in Pittsburg. Dorn says that it’s a really bad place to live and I when I get older I want to live with Dorn.
10 years ago at 12:26 pmIt’s Pittsburgh, you illiterate piece of pond scum
10 years ago at 3:08 pmThat’s no way way to talk to a child, you son of a bitch.
10 years ago at 10:05 am