Man Goes Waaaaaaay Overboard With Halloween Decorations, Including Dead Babies, Severed Limbs, The Whole Nine

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A Pittsburgh man got into the Halloween spirit this year by decorating his front lawn as if it were the most horrific baby slaughter crime scene imaginable. Bloodied and severed limbs, decapitated infants, severed heads, babies in motherfucking cages, and the creepiest cannibal rabbit on the planet are strewn about Joe Dauria’s front yard.

Dauria insists that his front yard from Hell is done in the fun spirit of Halloween, but his neighbors aren’t very thrilled. It might have something to do with all the bound/bloody/headless babies he worked into his design. My man Joe went a little heavy on the dead baby front. Just a lot of dead babies, which is odd, because I feel like even one dead baby is too many dead babies. I mean they’re babies, man, and they’re dead.

“Joe, look, we need to talk.”

“Hey Phil, what’s happening?”

“The neighbors and I have been talking, and, well, we all think you’re a swell guy and good neighbor, but the Halloween decorations seem to be a little aggressive this year.”

“You think?”

“We do. You just went real hard on the dead baby angle. There are simply a lot of dead babies.”

“Hmmm, perhaps you’re right. You think the kids are scared?”

“Joe, we’re scared.”

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[via WPXI]

  1. HawaiianShirtFridays

    Dorn, you could teach him a thing or two about keeping little children in cages.

    6 years ago at 12:06 pm
    1. Shibby

      Blutarsky is not a pedophile, promises a beer on every table, a pledge driver on every street, and a Hawaiian shirt on every back.. #BlutarskyForVPOfMedia #YesAllMenWhoWearHawaiianShirts #YesAllWomenShouldDoAnal #RockTheVote #AllenForStaff

      6 years ago at 12:26 pm
      1. Shibby

        You must be new here, champ. Let me explain a few things…
        1. Burn the cargos you have on
        2. Frashtags (Frat hashtags) do work #FreeShibby
        3. Dorn really is a pedophile
        4. To get fifth year automatically post nudes without sailboats

        I hope this Frelps (Frat helps) avoid laps in your future TFM endeavors
        With Fregards (Frat regards),

        6 years ago at 2:02 pm
      2. MastersTFM

        Thanks for frexplaining (Frat Explaining) Fribby (Frat Shibby) #ShibbyIsFree #MastersFor5thYear #FuckSteveJohansen #ButtStuff2014 #StopTheGIFS

        6 years ago at 2:45 pm
  2. Dorns_Slam

    Thank god I don’t live in Pittsburg. Dorn says that it’s a really bad place to live and I when I get older I want to live with Dorn.

    6 years ago at 12:26 pm