Pornhub Engineers Lifelike “TwerkingButt” Masturbation Device
Getting laid is hard after you graduate from college. You usually have to take a girl out before she gives it up. Unfortunately, I have this weird OCD thing where I have to shout the name of the food I’m eating before I put it in my mouth. Makes dinner dates awkward as hell.
To worsen my situation, my makeshift sex toy – a pile of cold cuts stuffed between two sofa cushions and a photo of Topanga from “Boy Meets World” – has started to lose its appeal. Luckily, after four years of hard work, the scientists at Pornhub have built my saving grace.
The TwerkingButt is a lifelike, disembodied posterior for you to stick your dick in. It jiggles like a real booty thanks to programmable twerking patterns and Cyberskin, which is composed of “spring-like, high resiliency bonds” that make it malleable and able to return to its original form.
It also comes with virtual reality goggles that display 3D pornographic content via the TwerkingButt phone app. You can even order the revolutionary invention modeled after your favorite porn star’s ass.
I’m never leaving my room again..
[via TNW News]
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10 years ago at 5:53 pm#ButtStuff2015 really is a movement
10 years ago at 5:54 pmAhhhhh something was done here.
10 years ago at 11:33 pmJust when you think we have peaked as a species, what a time to be alive
10 years ago at 5:55 pmI have some Bologna in the fridge. Good idea.
10 years ago at 5:59 pmNow porn engineering is a major I would put some time into
10 years ago at 6:01 pmSo can I stick my dick in this thing or……..
10 years ago at 6:04 pmProbably just the cheeks
10 years ago at 2:51 amPornhub is the Google of porn, God help us.
10 years ago at 6:12 pmtoo much competition, bro.
10 years ago at 7:34 pmYeah there is a lot of porn sites out there. However, Pornhub is part of a network of a lot of the major ones like YouPorn. They are sending people to space to fuck and having “engineers” what skeevy porn site you watch on a regular basis is doing that?
10 years ago at 3:13 pmDoes it do butt stuff? Is it only butt stuff? So many questions
10 years ago at 6:28 pmIs anything more sad than taking an inanimate object to Pound Town?
10 years ago at 6:49 pmI mean for those people that have no shot at getting laid…this new gadget will be a game changer for them
10 years ago at 2:43 amI’ll take 20
10 years ago at 8:44 pm