Bob Diaco And The UConn Huskies Will Win The 2016 College Football Playoff National Championship
Despite the University of Connecticut going 2-10 last football season and Vegas not even offering odds for them to win the National Championship, you need to collect every penny to your name, find a sports book to give you a number, and lay it all on the Huskies. Why? Because UConn isn’t losing another game, ever, according to head coach Bob Diaco.
Diaco: “Win. We’re going to win every game. We’re going to play as one of the four teams in the playoff and win a national championship.”
— Neill Ostrout (@NeillOstrout) August 4, 2015
Diaco: "You have to show up to the contest and win. The CFB Playoff committee are good people and they want the best teams." #work2win
— UConn Football (@UConnFootball) August 4, 2015
Not convinced yet? Diaco on the plethora of talent in his program:
Diaco on safeties: "The safeties are the best tandem in the country. Tell me a better one."
— Ed Daigneault (@EdDaigneault) August 4, 2015
Diaco on Andreas Knappe's archery: “Not only could he tackle the bear and choke it out to death, he could also pop it from a good bit away."
— Neill Ostrout (@NeillOstrout) August 4, 2015
Diaco on Noel Thomas: if he's not one of the best wide receivers in the country then shame on him" #UConn
— Matt Zampini (@mattzampini) August 4, 2015
Absolutely loaded. I don’t think my alma mater, UCF, should even bother showing up to the game at Bright House Stadium on October 10th. Speaking of which, Diaco came up with a brilliant idea on how to market the already historic, hate-filled, best rivalry in all of sports.
First day back on campus for #UConnFootball! And just 130 days until the next Civil Conflict with @UCF_Football ! pic.twitter.com/RgOkXiob0T
— UConn Football (@UConnFootball) June 1, 2015
Official @UCF_Football statement: "UCF did not have any involvement in the creation of a trophy or an annual rivalry game with UConn…"
— Brandon Helwig (@UCFSports) June 1, 2015
Diaco: “I’ve thought about all of that. We’ll call it ‘The ConFLiCT.’ We can capitalize the FL and capitalize the CT."
— Neill Ostrout (@NeillOstrout) August 4, 2015
That, right there, is the type of next level thinking that has me believing it’s National Championship or bust this year in Storrs, Connecticut..
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9 years ago at 12:01 amI think it’s gonna be UCF blowing UCONN out of the water. They won’t see that “rivalry” trophy for a while
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9 years ago at 6:25 pmThe have a better shot going to a bowl game sponsored by Rowdy Gentleman.
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