College Football’s Top 25 Ranked By How Smart Their Players Are

College Football Top 25 Ranked By How Stupid Their Players Are

On Tuesday, the College Football Playoff selection committee released their initial top 25 rankings and subsequently riled up the whole football world. Yesterday, the NCAA released the graduation rates for all programs. What better way to unite the two than ranking the teams based on how dumb their players are based off graduation rates? How are graduation rates calculated, you ask? Well the NCAA has their own extensive criteria for calculating them.

From the ABC 27:

They are based on the latest Graduation Success Rates, released Wednesday by the NCAA, which cover incoming freshmen classes from 2005-08 and calculates the percentage of all athletes who earned a degree within six years of entering school.

Since ABC 27 had the AP top 25, I looked up the CFP top 25 teams. Taking the NCAA’s data, here are the CFP top 25 teams ranked in reverse order based on how smart their players are:

25. Oklahoma State – 54%
24. Houston – 56%
23. Ole Miss – 60%
22. Oklahoma – 65%
21. Michigan State – 66%
20. Utah – 69%
19. LSU – 70%
18. Iowa – 71%
17. Michigan – 72%
16. Mississippi State – 72%
15. Memphis – 72%
14. Florida State – 73%
13. Toledo – 73%
12. Texas A&M – 74%
11. Baylor – 74%
10. Florida – 78%
9. Ohio State – 82%
8. Temple – 82%
7. Clemson – 84%
6. TCU – 84%
5. Alabama – 86%
4. UCLA – 89%
3. Notre Dame – 93%
2. Northwestern – 97%
1. Stanford – 99%

How about Okie Lite coming in hot with the worst graduation rates of them all? No surprises with Stanford and Northwestern leading the way. I’m pretty sure when you are recruited to one of those schools, it’s pretty much assumed that you’re already pretty smart and will be graduating no matter what. I am a little shocked to see Florida State in the middle of the pack.

[via ABC 27]

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    1. Kurt

      It’s based on graduation success rates, not the prestige of the school. I imagine Alabama’s a lot easier to graduate from than most schools on this list so I’m not surprised they’re top 5.

      10 years ago at 10:52 am
    2. Fratasaurus

      Actually it either goes to show you the lengths that the Alabama athletic department goes to make players academically eligible or it proves how easy Alabama is

      10 years ago at 11:04 am
  1. american_fratter

    They are spending too much time teachin in the skools. Their focus should be football

    10 years ago at 10:25 am
  2. St_Christian

    I’d love to understand how the fuck Alabama is more intelligent than Clemson..

    10 years ago at 10:29 am
    1. Ron_Paul_2016

      90% of them are sports business or easier degrees. Some degrees at Alabama are hard to get, most are easy.

      10 years ago at 11:10 am
  3. FreedomChomp

    You’re surprised Florida State is so low? That whole town is an STD-ridden cest pool who’s education rivals that of most 8th Graders.

    10 years ago at 10:31 am
  4. East Coast

    Obviously Bama is high on the list because they pay kids to take athletes’ classes for them

    10 years ago at 10:54 am