Russia Rained Death Upon ISIS Yesterday In One Of The Biggest Bomber Raids In Modern History

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It’s tough for me to love the Russians. It eats me up to know that I’m writing a post praising Ukraine’s nightmare. But, the enemy of my enemy is my friend, and while Russia tends to change allegiances with the wind, they were some loyal comrades yesterday.

Despite having a shit airforce, Russia sent a minimum of 25 long range heavy bombers into Syria overnight. It doesn’t seem like much. Twenty-five isn’t a big number, at least not when thought of in comparison to America’s seemingly endless birds ready to terminate the brainwaves of some asshole thousands of miles from our shores. It’s a fairly significant size for Russia, though, and according to The Daily Beast, it was one of the largest bomber runs in recent history.

The Tuesday mission, which launched under the cover of darkness from a base in Ossetia in southern Russia, signaled a significant escalation of Moscow’s air war in Syria—and heralded the rebirth of Russian heavy bomber squadrons that once had withered from a lack of funding.

Gen. Valery Gerasimov, chief of Russia’s general staff, announced the raid on Tuesday, calling it part of “a new plan [for] the air campaign.”

“During a massive airstrike today, 14 important ISIL targets were destroyed by 34 air-launched cruise missiles,” Gerasimov said, using an alternative acronym for the terror army. “The targets destroyed include command posts that were used to coordinate ISIL activities in the provinces of Idlib and Aleppo, munition and supply depots in the northwestern part of Syria.”

I’m wet.

If the significant levels of destruction aren’t doing much for your premature erectile dysfunction, those boys even worked with the United States and its coalition before taking off, a very nice step in what has been a rocky relationship.

Russian officials notified U.S. planners at a coalition headquarters in Qatar before the strike, Pentagon spokesman Peter Cook said. It was the first time the Russians and Americans have put into action an October agreement to coordinate their countries’ respective operations in Syria.

Payback is a deadly bitch.

[via The Daily Beast]

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  1. maroonandgold

    Even a blind squirrel occasionally finds a nut. Have fun killing those fuckers, Russia.

    10 years ago at 9:46 am
    1. kwfratdaddy

      The US has dropped almost 24,000 thousand bombs on Syria and Iraq since 2014. Far more than any other country.

      10 years ago at 10:46 am
    1. Shut up Meg

      Oh boy i dont see this going over too well. I’ll be the first, fuck you you brainless twat

      10 years ago at 10:00 am
      1. Alumni Shibby

        Thanks, I’m going for a second fifth year status. Then once you get 50,000 this you get the goofballs.

        10 years ago at 11:00 am
      2. 1_Rugey_Jentelman

        Are you Russian to get that 50k; or do you figure that if it takes another couple years, then soviet?

        10 years ago at 4:06 pm
  2. _Five_oclock_somewhere_

    You know you fucked up when you get Russia to jointly fight with the United States

    10 years ago at 10:04 am
    1. Ole R.E Lee

      Just shows how ballsy and confident Putin is while our president tries to explain why we should continue to allow these potential threats in and refuses to name them what they are.

      10 years ago at 4:17 pm
  3. YeOldeOne

    Sleeper cells are operating in the west, gaining citizenship, pretending to assimilate and we applaud bombing an insignificant desert? Time to do a little exporting.

    10 years ago at 11:07 am
  4. 2chainz_goldbracelet

    “To forgive the terrorists is up to God, but to send them to Him is up to me.”- Vladimir Putin. I wish Obama had quotes this strong

    10 years ago at 11:43 am
    1. cleavage

      They didn’t even use smart bombs. They did the ole carpet bombing method that may not hit the desired target, but it will scare the shit out of anybody on the ground.

      10 years ago at 1:17 pm