Russia Rained Death Upon ISIS Yesterday In One Of The Biggest Bomber Raids In Modern History
It’s tough for me to love the Russians. It eats me up to know that I’m writing a post praising Ukraine’s nightmare. But, the enemy of my enemy is my friend, and while Russia tends to change allegiances with the wind, they were some loyal comrades yesterday.
Despite having a shit airforce, Russia sent a minimum of 25 long range heavy bombers into Syria overnight. It doesn’t seem like much. Twenty-five isn’t a big number, at least not when thought of in comparison to America’s seemingly endless birds ready to terminate the brainwaves of some asshole thousands of miles from our shores. It’s a fairly significant size for Russia, though, and according to The Daily Beast, it was one of the largest bomber runs in recent history.
The Tuesday mission, which launched under the cover of darkness from a base in Ossetia in southern Russia, signaled a significant escalation of Moscow’s air war in Syria—and heralded the rebirth of Russian heavy bomber squadrons that once had withered from a lack of funding.
Gen. Valery Gerasimov, chief of Russia’s general staff, announced the raid on Tuesday, calling it part of “a new plan [for] the air campaign.”
“During a massive airstrike today, 14 important ISIL targets were destroyed by 34 air-launched cruise missiles,” Gerasimov said, using an alternative acronym for the terror army. “The targets destroyed include command posts that were used to coordinate ISIL activities in the provinces of Idlib and Aleppo, munition and supply depots in the northwestern part of Syria.”
I’m wet.
If the significant levels of destruction aren’t doing much for your premature erectile dysfunction, those boys even worked with the United States and its coalition before taking off, a very nice step in what has been a rocky relationship.
Russian officials notified U.S. planners at a coalition headquarters in Qatar before the strike, Pentagon spokesman Peter Cook said. It was the first time the Russians and Americans have put into action an October agreement to coordinate their countries’ respective operations in Syria.
Payback is a deadly bitch..
[via The Daily Beast]
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Even a blind squirrel occasionally finds a nut. Have fun killing those fuckers, Russia.
10 years ago at 9:46 amI wish Obama had the nuts to destroy ISIS.
10 years ago at 9:50 amMuslims don’t have nuts
10 years ago at 10:17 amTake a lap, dumbass.
10 years ago at 12:08 pmYa there’s a button for that.
10 years ago at 5:05 pmThe US has dropped almost 24,000 thousand bombs on Syria and Iraq since 2014. Far more than any other country.
10 years ago at 10:46 amSo 24 million?
10 years ago at 10:57 amLike the man said, “far more than any other country.”
10 years ago at 11:17 amPutin drops bombs. Obama is still waiting for his balls to drop.
10 years ago at 6:29 amBackhanded complements when talking up an old foe. TFM.
10 years ago at 9:52 am*compliments*
10 years ago at 9:54 amFuckin… Rough morning
10 years ago at 10:00 amI wish Putin was our president.
10 years ago at 9:53 amOh boy i dont see this going over too well. I’ll be the first, fuck you you brainless twat
10 years ago at 10:00 amYou better be Putin on your running shoes… #WhereIsStateSchoolPunGuy
10 years ago at 10:02 amHey, that wasn’t a Vlad one at all, Shibby.
10 years ago at 10:38 amThanks, I’m going for a second fifth year status. Then once you get 50,000 this you get the goofballs.
10 years ago at 11:00 amAre you Russian to get that 50k; or do you figure that if it takes another couple years, then soviet?
10 years ago at 4:06 pmSeanie you are definitely not the man.
10 years ago at 10:11 amCommies=NF
10 years ago at 11:03 amDelete this account.
10 years ago at 11:38 amMotion to blackball SeanieTheMan
10 years ago at 3:50 pmYou know you fucked up when you get Russia to jointly fight with the United States
10 years ago at 10:04 amTotalNaziGermanyMove
10 years ago at 1:10 pmTotalSumOfAllFearsMove
10 years ago at 3:14 pmJust shows how ballsy and confident Putin is while our president tries to explain why we should continue to allow these potential threats in and refuses to name them what they are.
10 years ago at 4:17 pmI can’t wait to see the U.S. one-up this.
10 years ago at 10:10 am“I’m Wet” TSM
10 years ago at 10:19 amSleeper cells are operating in the west, gaining citizenship, pretending to assimilate and we applaud bombing an insignificant desert? Time to do a little exporting.
10 years ago at 11:07 amJoining your local militia doesn’t count as a fraternity, wacko.
10 years ago at 11:30 am“To forgive the terrorists is up to God, but to send them to Him is up to me.”- Vladimir Putin. I wish Obama had quotes this strong
10 years ago at 11:43 am“Ow, my vagina”- Barack Obama
10 years ago at 3:54 pmThe US doesn’t need 25 bombers to destroy 14 targets.. But good for Russia
10 years ago at 11:50 amThey didn’t even use smart bombs. They did the ole carpet bombing method that may not hit the desired target, but it will scare the shit out of anybody on the ground.
10 years ago at 1:17 pmAnd kill civilians and then create more terrorists
10 years ago at 2:29 pm