Poop Left At Vanderbilt’s Black Cultural Center Deemed “Not Racist,” Was Pushed Out By Visually Impaired Student’s Dog

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Weeks after a poop swastika added fuel to the University of Missouri protest fire, we have another racist pooper on the loose — or so students at Vanderbilt thought.

Vanderbilt University police responded to a call at 5:52 p.m. on Tuesday, Nov. 17 about a bag of feces in front of the Black Cultural Center. The bag of doodie supposedly caused emotional scarring to many in the community according to Hidden Dores, a student led organization for minorities and people of color.

Hidden Dores denounced the deplorable act on Facebook in a post that has since been deleted, writing:

The Hidden Dores team is appalled to announce that our demonstration yesterday was met this morning with a vile act. … As many of us sit in grief, recognize that these types of actions are what we speak of when we note the reality of exclusion and isolation of students of color and specifically Black(sic) students on our campus. This act has hurt many and will nto be received lightly.

Fuck you, poop! Get your racist shit out of here! Stop oppressing people with your foul odor and general awfulness!

I can’t believe some racist sicko out there is so messed up in the head they’d put feces on someone’s porch.

However, upon further investigation, the poop turned out not to be racist. Instead, it came from the service dog of a Vanderbilt student who is visually impaired. Junior Stephanie Zundel posted on Facebook and FOX Sports posted it for us.

From FOX Sports:

“I would like to inform everyone on this campus that no racial threat occurred. I am a blind student on this campus with a guide dog. I was meeting with a group last night to go over our debate for one of my sociology classes. My dog did her business outside on the grass and I picked it up and put it in a bag like always…I did not want to bring the feces inside and make the building smell, so I left it outside by the door.”

Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiit.

After the poop culprit came clean, so did Hidden Dores, who posted an “apology” on Facebook. I put “apology” in quotes because the apology is pretty, well, shitty:

It has recently come to our attention that we were absolutely misinformed about a situation that happened this morning…

Posted by Hidden Dores on Tuesday, 17 November 2015

In short: Sorry we were misinformed, but we were too busy fighting systematic oppression to check our facts.

The apology and management of the group’s Facebook page isn’t going over well with followers. Many Facebook users are accusing whoever runs the group’s page of deleting others’ comments.

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In their defense though, they’ve been pretty geeked up with Mizzou-inspired protests for the past week or so:

Regardless, we’ve proven the Mizzou poop swastika was real and debunked racist poop at Vanderbilt all in the past week. What other curve balls you got, world?

[via FOX Sports]

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  1. JackDanielsrunning

    With all the ridiculous news on campus now-a-days I really don’t know whether to treat this as a news article or satirical story.

    10 years ago at 5:45 pm
  2. FrayettevilleLegend

    That’s some sad shit. Liberals are really trying to squeeze out everything they can from these protests. I think it’s time they dump the act and realize they aren’t oppressed. This incident shouldn’t be number 1 or even number 2 on anyone’s priority list. Feces.

    10 years ago at 5:48 pm
      1. Texas Tux and Oil

        Every shit I take is Black and I am a white male, so should I check my privilege?

        10 years ago at 5:46 am
  3. Bane Shattier

    I go to Vandy. The same group protested and handed the chancellor a list of demands to fix racism, one of which is to allow anyone to disrupt a class or university event at any time to protest. These fuckers need to stop trying to interfere with my life.

    10 years ago at 6:05 pm
  4. Bid Notice

    I don’t think these people realize that no one cares enough to even put poop in front of them. It’s not worth their time to literally give a shit.

    10 years ago at 6:05 pm
    1. Bush Light

      They’re a bunch of narcissists that think we give a shit about what they do or have to say. News flash: Nobody cares about you or your stupid “movements.”

      10 years ago at 7:41 pm
  5. CommodoreVU

    “It was too easy for us to believe that a member of our community would stoop low enough to maliciously leave fecal matter at the Black Cultural Center.” The victim complex is strong in their apology. They tried creating racial tension on campus when there is literally no racial tension. Hidden Dores are basically saying “we were totally wrong, but we know y’all are closeted racists and would totally commit a hate crime.”

    10 years ago at 6:34 pm