Poop Left At Vanderbilt’s Black Cultural Center Deemed “Not Racist,” Was Pushed Out By Visually Impaired Student’s Dog
Weeks after a poop swastika added fuel to the University of Missouri protest fire, we have another racist pooper on the loose — or so students at Vanderbilt thought.
Vanderbilt University police responded to a call at 5:52 p.m. on Tuesday, Nov. 17 about a bag of feces in front of the Black Cultural Center. The bag of doodie supposedly caused emotional scarring to many in the community according to Hidden Dores, a student led organization for minorities and people of color.
Hidden Dores denounced the deplorable act on Facebook in a post that has since been deleted, writing:
The Hidden Dores team is appalled to announce that our demonstration yesterday was met this morning with a vile act. … As many of us sit in grief, recognize that these types of actions are what we speak of when we note the reality of exclusion and isolation of students of color and specifically Black(sic) students on our campus. This act has hurt many and will nto be received lightly.
Fuck you, poop! Get your racist shit out of here! Stop oppressing people with your foul odor and general awfulness!
I can’t believe some racist sicko out there is so messed up in the head they’d put feces on someone’s porch.
However, upon further investigation, the poop turned out not to be racist. Instead, it came from the service dog of a Vanderbilt student who is visually impaired. Junior Stephanie Zundel posted on Facebook and FOX Sports posted it for us.
From FOX Sports:
“I would like to inform everyone on this campus that no racial threat occurred. I am a blind student on this campus with a guide dog. I was meeting with a group last night to go over our debate for one of my sociology classes. My dog did her business outside on the grass and I picked it up and put it in a bag like always…I did not want to bring the feces inside and make the building smell, so I left it outside by the door.”
Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiit.
After the poop culprit came clean, so did Hidden Dores, who posted an “apology” on Facebook. I put “apology” in quotes because the apology is pretty, well, shitty:
It has recently come to our attention that we were absolutely misinformed about a situation that happened this morning…
Posted by Hidden Dores on Tuesday, 17 November 2015
In short: Sorry we were misinformed, but we were too busy fighting systematic oppression to check our facts.
The apology and management of the group’s Facebook page isn’t going over well with followers. Many Facebook users are accusing whoever runs the group’s page of deleting others’ comments.
In their defense though, they’ve been pretty geeked up with Mizzou-inspired protests for the past week or so:
Posted by Hidden Dores on Monday, 16 November 2015
Regardless, we’ve proven the Mizzou poop swastika was real and debunked racist poop at Vanderbilt all in the past week. What other curve balls you got, world?.
[via FOX Sports]
Image via YouTube
What does this have to do with sports fox?
10 years ago at 6:36 pmWell, at least she used a black bag.
10 years ago at 6:50 pmI find it so rich that in the facebook apology this dimwit used the term “vindictive member of this community”. Can’t you fucking see that currently the only vindictive members of this community are you idiots?
10 years ago at 7:48 pmHow the fuck do blind people know where they are? Like for real
10 years ago at 9:04 pmEver notice how Indians, such as myself, never cry racism? Yet after 9/11 some Hindus were actually mistreated instead of those Muslim crazies? Also notice how we are as successful if not more than whites in terms of income? The only negative of us is that we are too nerdy, give us some time we’ll get there. And I’d rather be too nerdy than a ghetto thug.
TL;DR: Groups such as Jews and Asians are successful because they do not complain
10 years ago at 9:13 pmAnd how many Jews do you see whining about the Holocaust, which is more recent?
10 years ago at 9:14 pmTo be fair, the perpetrators of the Holocaust don’t live in our backyards, and they were also soundly defeated and roundly condemned by the rest of the world. That didn’t really happen to slave owners and post-slavery racists. It’s been more of a slow, gradual process to where we are today in black/white relations in America. I’m not saying black people should all move to another country, where there isn’t any history of slavery, but I’m not not saying it either.
10 years ago at 9:01 amI’m not not saying it either
10 years ago at 12:44 pmBut Jews were GASSED. I wouldn’t wish that upon anyone. Slavery? Not the same. Still awful, but not as bad as being gassed
10 years ago at 3:18 pmSo you’re saying you’d wish slavery upon someone? Who?! (Real response: You took me way too seriously. I was just “playing Devil’s Advocate” in order to set up the racist joke at the end of my comment above.)
10 years ago at 2:42 pmI went to UT and our football season is basically a bag of poop so…
Grumble grumble something protest and now let’s stop eating.
10 years ago at 11:01 pmShow us your tits.
10 years ago at 2:08 amIllegal Formation of an Apology. Their justification for shitty behavior results in a penalty. Half the distance to the goal. Repeat 4th down.
10 years ago at 11:12 pmShit.
10 years ago at 11:39 pmYou can’t make this shit up.
10 years ago at 1:07 amPlot twist: Turns out the dog is racist and pooped there on purpose.
10 years ago at 1:36 am