People Plan To Counter-Protest “Mock Mass Shooting” With “Mass Farting” Near University Of Texas

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In response to Obama’s calls for tougher gun regulation, an anticipated 800 pro-gun activists will descend near the University of Texas at Austin to stage a mock mass shooting complete with loaded guns, bullhorns to mimic gunshots, and fake blood.

Since the protest was announced, counter-protestors planned a “Mass Farting” with toys that make farting sounds.

Both protests were originally to be held on the University of Texas campus, but the school said they’d hit them with trespassing.

In June, Texas passed a law that allowed students to carry concealed weapons on campus grounds. Fearing the new law may be in jeopardy, activists decided to stage the demonstration to showcase why the new law is important to keep.

From Mother Jones:

…gun rights supporters will begin the day by marching through Austin with loaded weapons and conclude their walk with a “theatrical performance.”

“In the wake of yet another gun free zone shooting, Obama is using it to aggressively push his gun confiscation agenda,” a Facebook page for the event read. “Now is the time to stand up, take a walk, speak out against the lies and put an end to the gun free killing zones.”

I’m all for allowing guns on campus if the student has a proper permit (and doesn’t need to down fistfuls of pills to keep from hurting themselves or others). But defend it by promoting stories like the Uber driver who stopped a mass shooting by pulling out a pistol he kept in his glovebox. A bunch of dudes running around a campus pretending to shoot each other isn’t edgy or eye-opening. That’s what I did in my backyard as a child with my younger brother. It makes pro-gun supporters everywhere look like complete loons. And surprise, surprise, the people staging this thing are fucking insane. Look at this post on the event’s Facebook group.

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(It goes on like that for about 20 paragraphs).

This William LaSalle seems like a pretty stable guy. I wouldn’t be concerned about people like him running around my campus with a loaded assault rifle. Not one bit.

[via Mother Jones]

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  1. ThePatternIsFull

    I’m as conservative and pro-gun as the next guy…but why what’s your point? You look as idiotic as the morons waiving the dildos and farting.

    10 years ago at 12:32 pm
  2. CollegeStudent

    So for this protest waving dildos isn’t frowned upon by the university? When a Greek chapter did that their student group was ended.

    10 years ago at 12:35 pm
    1. Frock_Lesnar

      Because it’s easier to wave a rubber dick than to make a well educated and concise argument. Never thought we’d live in a world where that’s a real sentence.

      10 years ago at 1:13 pm
    1. Bush Light

      You’re starting to get really annoying. Just quit commenting on shit. You’re not funny or entertaining.

      10 years ago at 1:53 pm
  3. Fraiking

    “You know what would be a great pro-gun protest? If we act like we are going to shoot up a school with our registered weapons!” – these are the kind of guys that make pro-gun supporters look like dumb fucking hillbillies.

    10 years ago at 12:38 pm
  4. ForeverThePledge

    So when they stage this “mock mass shooting” what’s stopping someone with a concealed weapon and ignorance of the memo from whipping out his real gun and firing. This just cannot possibly end well

    10 years ago at 1:11 pm
  5. TXpike2995

    Gone are the days when everyone had a village idiot that people ignored and didn’t take seriously. Now every village idiot has a computer and posting his/her batshit crazy ideas all over the Internet and the other village idiots are following. Get enough crazies together and people are capable of doing all sorts of crazy shit

    10 years ago at 1:16 pm
  6. General_Longstreet

    I’m a huge pro-gun rightwinger, but the fucking idiots that share my view point are unreal. Like the guy that carried a semiautomatic into an airport in GA to just stand there. Fucking idiots. The points of these weapons are to make society feel safer among other purposes, and dumb asses walking around with them all willy nilly does the opposite

    10 years ago at 11:43 am