Watch As Lesbians Try To Understand The Details Of Straight Sex
Lesbians are always asked questions about their sex lives by straight people, but how much do they actually know about straight sex? Let’s find out.
I think I can be of some assistance to you.
Q: Why haven’t all straight women had sex with a woman?
A: Because they’re all dumb.
Q: Do men ever eat women out, like, ever?
A: I’m never not eating a girl out.
Q: If he has a beard, and she has hair, and he goes down on her, do they get stuck together like Velcro?
A: Yes.
Q: Do you know what sperm smells like?
A: No, I can’t smell through my mouth.
Q: Do straight people actually enjoy sex?
A: Psh. Sex? I love sex! That’s why I have it so much. Sex, that is. I have it. With girls..
[via Mashable]
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Understanding straight sex by a lesbian is equivalent to understanding the existance of a g spot by a man. If I can’t find it on my own I’m not asking for fucking directions.
10 years ago at 11:38 amIf we’re just gonna go ahead and conclude ridiculous things based on no evidence than 75% of lesbians are heinous.
10 years ago at 11:40 am*then
10 years ago at 11:47 amWhat’s not to understand? Straight sex is the reason they exist.
10 years ago at 11:43 amMy guess is that she became a lesbian after she realized no man wanted to fuck her
10 years ago at 11:43 amEw.
10 years ago at 11:47 amWhy the fuck would lesbians ask lesbians about straight sex…perfect
10 years ago at 12:31 pmShow us your tits?
10 years ago at 12:56 pmAre you saying you take loads in your mouth in #4, Jared?
10 years ago at 1:10 pmI said it before and I’ll say it again, you can’t be “frat” and go to Creighton
10 years ago at 8:29 pmI want to punch that dude in the flannel.
10 years ago at 2:53 pmAs well you should! What a fuckstick that guy is, Jesus….
10 years ago at 3:45 pmThese 4 people are morally depraved
10 years ago at 2:58 pm